All five minutes of it anyway.
Or as I prefer to call them, ‘creative non fictions’…
Looking at you, Red Mare…
Because not everyone appreciates a workout before breakfast.
Because not all vegetables are benign…
Spicy being associated with fall seems to be incredibly accurate on multiple levels…
Do you have it, or are you it?
Just kidding. It’s mostly a required exercise in futility.
You’re just poking the bear when you say stuff like that…
They all think they’re the next Van Gogh…
When you get to learn just how profusely random parts of your body can sweat…
AKA: When your training program is a load of questionable shenanigans…
It’s because you probably did.
Ok, they probably didn’t actually *say* that…
AKA: Touring Dante’s Inferno.
Do involve interacting with other HUMANS.
Hopefully only the good kind…
Who doesn’t love pony camp?
It’s called SELF CARE, Ma’am!
You see what I did there.