Mares vs Geldings: because one of these is far judgier than the other.
I don’t think that word means what you think it means…
I could actually write a book of these…
Or maybe just terrible ones. That works too.
Or maybe don’t. Her advice is terrible.
Because why wouldn’t she be?
Just another way horses keep us on our toes (or, potentially, on the ground).
Because nothing screams practical like wearing men’s formal wear while handling livestock in 90 degree weather….
Sort of. Maybe for a moment?
Seriously. Your body is not doing what you think it’s doing…
I like to think of them as just opportunities to build character.
Or maybe *should* write. They’d be bestsellers.
Remind me again why we even have those?
She’s a regular Margaret Atwood here…
Absolutely does not stay in the trailer. In fact, it is often shared loudly across the show grounds.
I’m not sure that word means what you think it means (to equestrians, anyway)…
…because we all have them, just some are by proxy.
…because winter really is the gift that keeps on giving.
…that are doomed from the start.
…bold of you to think these would be enjoyable.
…horses really are the gift that keeps on giving.
…seriously, my warmbloods aren’t calibrated for winter.
…you’ll be *shocked.* Daily. Probably multiple times a day.
…some quadrupeds are more thankful than others.
…without telling me that you have a mare.