#THE IDEA OF ORDER | HORSE NATION

…because who doesn’t like to be terrified?
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…because eating a little dirt (and/or manure) never hurt anyone.
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… AKA awkwardly funny stuff, overheard.
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… another form of character building.
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…some of us have it, some of us ARE it.
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…you’d have better luck finding a unicorn at my place.
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…or a horse by its stature.
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…I see you brought your friends, Heat Stroke and Drenched-in-Sweat with you!
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…or rather, the oldest.
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How to effectively use this new miracle aid.
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…Now with Mystery Surprises.
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…my horses lead it.
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…bahaha! Good luck with that.
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…we all have our priorities.
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A cheat sheet of sorts.
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You’ve heard of Downward Horse, right?
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…because it isn’t usually all it’s cracked up to be.
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Always keeping score.

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Which is worse: heatstroke or looking like a marshmallow?

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Horses… it’s like they just KNOW.

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Have you ever gotten a phone call from your barn manager or trainer at some off hour? Not fun. Most of the truly terrifying, dread-inducing phone calls that I fear getting relate to my horses and how they have potentially maimed, killed, or destroyed either themselves, others or personal property. Of course in some situations it’s really a toss up whether it’s worse to be on the sending or receiving end of those calls.

Go Riding!

Morgane Schmidt Gabriel is a 31-year-old teacher/artist/dressage trainer/show announcer/ who still hasn’t quite decided what she wants to be when she grows up. A native Floridian, she now lives in Reno, NV, where she’s been able to confirm her suspicion that snow is utterly worthless. Though she has run the gamut of equestrian disciplines, her favorite is dressage. She was recently able to complete her USDF bronze and silver medals and is currently working on her gold. Generally speaking her life is largely ruled by Woody, a 14.2 hand beastly quarter horse, Willie, a gawky 4-year-old Dutch gelding, and Stormy, her friend’s nearly all white paint gelding with a penchant for finding every mud hole and pee spot in existence. Visit her website at www.theideaoforder.com.

…because who doesn’t like to be terrified? (more…)

…because eating a little dirt (and/or manure) never hurt anyone. (more…)

… AKA awkwardly funny stuff, overheard. (more…)

… another form of character building. (more…)

…some of us have it, some of us ARE it. (more…)

…you’d have better luck finding a unicorn at my place. (more…)

…or a horse by its stature. (more…)

…I see you brought your friends, Heat Stroke and Drenched-in-Sweat with you! (more…)

…or rather, the oldest. (more…)

How to effectively use this new miracle aid. (more…)

…Now with Mystery Surprises. (more…)

…my horses lead it. (more…)

…bahaha! Good luck with that. (more…)

…we all have our priorities. (more…)

A cheat sheet of sorts. (more…)

You’ve heard of Downward Horse, right? (more…)

…because it isn’t usually all it’s cracked up to be. (more…)