“If you act like you’ve only got 15 minutes, it’ll take all day. Act like you’ve got all day and it’ll take 15 minutes.” –Monty Roberts

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“You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink,” is an old saying that is not exactly true, because anybody that’s ever been around horses would know if the horse didn’t want to go to water then it wouldn’t.–Unknown (more…)

I speak Spanish to God, Italian to women, French to men and German to my horse.–King Charles V

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“You never get the pleasure of owning a horse. You only have the pleasure of being its slave.” –Unknown

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“I ride horses because it’s the only sport where I can exercise while sitting down.” –Joan Hanson
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“Speak your mind, but ride a fast horse.” –Anonymous

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“How do you catch a loose horse? Make a noise like a carrot.” –British cavalry joke

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“A man that don’t love a horse, there is something the matter with him.” –Will Rogers

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“To ride or not to ride–what a stupid question.” –Unknown

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Sherlock Holmes on horses: “They’re dangerous at both ends and crafty in the middle. Why would I want anything with a mind of its own bobbing about between my legs?” (more…)

“When you’re young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you’re my age and you fall off, you splatter.” —Roy Rogers

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“Why is it that a woman will ignore homicidal tendencies in a horse, but will be furious at a man for leaving a toilet seat up?” –Dave Barry

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“Be wary of the horse with a sense of humor.” –Pam Brown

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“My horse is a real gentlemen–when we jump, he insists on ladies first.” —Unknown

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“Manure happens.” —Unknown

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“It’s a lot like nuts and bolts… if the rider’s nuts, the horse bolts!” —Nicholas Evans, novelist

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“The average horse weighs about a half a ton. Its brain is the size of a baked potato.”–posted by Unionville Feed & Pet in Unionville, PA

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Want to end up with a million bucks in the horse business? Start out with five million. –Anonymous

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“May the horse be with you.” —Anonymous

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Whoever said that money can’t buy happiness doesn’t know where to buy a horse. — Anonymous

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I’ve spent most of my life riding horses. The rest I’ve just wasted. – Anonymous

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Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.  ~W.C. Fields

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If the world was truly a rational place, men would ride sidesaddle. —Rita Mae Brown

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Riding: The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground. —Unknown

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The hardest thing about riding horses is the ground. —Anonymous

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