Only $40,000, with “the scope and movement to be a top of the line hunter!” Cindy N. writes, “Can’t tell if this is serious or not — could double for ‘Oh Crap’ moment.” (more…)

From the ad: “Butter is absolutely ugly as sin. He has a face only his mother could love.” Poor Butter. (more…)

From reader Katie B., who writes, “A saying in Portland is ‘KEEP PORTLAND WEIRD’… This certainly applies!” (more…)

Interesting photo choice. Reader Hannah J., who sent us the ad, writes, “They say he’s powerful… wonder if he broke his halter?” (more…)

This ad contains some of the most worthless sale photos in Craigslist history. If you think this one is bad, you should see the rest! (more…)

Also, housebroke?

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Public service announcement: This is NOT an appropriate example of how to tie up your horse. (more…)

This horse looks like it’s ready to just give up. (more…)

Description: “It is a male. We are taming him.” Um, OK. Many thanks to Savannah J. for the find — here’s a link to the ad. (more…)

Personal floatation devices sold separately. Reader Michell S. writes, “Cool Craigslist ad, I bet this horse has gone to some desensitizing clinics….;)” (more…)

I mean, why not? Reader Desi, who sent us this ad, writes, “It’s actually quite creative.” Much more where that came from! (more…)

And the title isn’t even the best part of the ad. (more…)

Dear seller: It’s nice that you included photos with your for-sale ad. But couldn’t you come up with something more recent than a photo from nine years ago? (more…)

The ad doesn’t specific which 1/4, exactly, is for sale. But hey, one more and you’ll have a Halflinger! (more…)

HN’s inbox has been stuffed gloriously full this week with terrible Craigslist ads sent to us by readers. Here are a few of our favorites… (more…)

Some Craigslist ads are funny. Some are sad. And some, like this one, strike terror in the soul. (more…)

Yep, that’s the headline of a real ad from a real person who really wants to trade his parrots for a horse, or whatever. PLUS! “Mayors,” a “hot little fireball,” an epic halter fail and more! (more…)

This might be the best pony-for-sale ad EVER. (more…)

But she does come with a “birth certificate.” From reader Anne F., who simply has this to say: “Wow. Just wow.” (more…)

What, you’ve never seen a horse in a living room before? PLUS! Another “philly,” a “throttle bred” and much, much more. (more…)

That’s what this is a picture of, in case you were wondering. PLUS! A “huge genital horse,” “mini phillies,” “horse teeth earrings” and more! (more…)

Wait… are they really using a dog as a saddle rack? Only on Craiglist–and that’s just the beginning. (more…)

So… do two half-lingers equal a whole? PLUS! A roundup of the best worst horse ads Craigslist has to offer this week. (more…)

A fixer upper! LOL. Other descriptors include “tons of character,” “cosmetically needs work,” and — wait for it — “This is a diamond in the rough!!!” (more…)

Woman’s face sold separately. PLUS! A “gray mair,” a “dream job,” a “14.4-hand horse” and much, much more! (more…)