Reader Debra saw Wednesday’s “Best of Craigslist” headliner featuring a 2-year-old on a Belgian Draft and raised us THIS. (more…)
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Best of Craigslist: Marketing At Its Finest, Parenting At Its Worst
This Belgian is so gentle, even a 2-year-old child with no saddle, bridle or helmet can ride it! (more…)
Best of Craigslist: Humans Be Cray
The ad includes a dozen more photos of this poor horse in various states of putting up with people’s crap, and his expression never changes. (more…)
Best of Craigslist: ‘Not for a beginner’
Ya think? Well, at least he seems scopey.
Best of Craigslist: ‘SAFE SAFE SAFE BROKE PONY FOR ANYONE!!’
Alternate headline: Poor poor poor pony. (more…)
Look Ma, I Turned My ______ Into a Horse Trailer With Living Quarters
Is it genius or the most redneck thing you’ve ever seen in your life? You decide. (more…)
20 Ridiculously Inept Things Said By Real-life Horse Owners
Karlie Mitchell and Leslie Wylie chip in a sampling of the dumbest comments they’ve ever heard come out of the mouths of people who shouldn’t own horses, but do. (more…)
Best of Craigslist: ‘3 year old mare. Part stallion.’
So… um… hmmm. A hermaphrodite horse, perhaps?
Best of Craigslist: ‘Tall, dark and handsome wants YOU – $700’
“He’s kind of a douche bag to other horses, ie he pees on his buddy’s hay then enjoys his non peed on hay and sometimes he is afraid when he hears a butterfly fart, but hey, that can be scary.” (more…)
Best of Craigslist: Satan for Sale
Seriously, this pony’s owners call him Satan — for a laundry list of reasons they’re happy to disclose. Take him off their hands and they’ll throw in a bottle of tequila for free (“You will need it,” they write.) (more…)
Best of Craigslist: ‘Line back red dunn gelding!’
Cowboy with death wish sold separately. What is this guy thinking?!?!?! (more…)
Best of Craigslist: ‘Red Roan Quarter Horse Gelding – $2500’
I’ve seen some pretty ridiculous horse-for-sale photos on Craigslist but this one takes the cake. (more…)
Best of Craigslist: ‘Girls for Horseback Riding video! (Lexington)’
“You’ll ride in fashion, costumes, with 1bikini scene.” Uh, my creepster alarm is going off. Plus much, much more! (more…)
Best of Craigslist: ‘Horse 4 LEASE. Bomb Proof – $250’
Bombproof seems like a fairly accurate descriptor. Check out the rest of the ad and more in the latest edition of “Best Worst of Craigslist.” (more…)
Best of Craigslist: ‘White Elegant Rodeo Horse – $3900’
That’s it. I’m changing the name of this column to “Worst of Craigslist.” (more…)
Best of Craigslist: ‘Quarter mile horse – $1000 (las cruces)’
Interesting photo choice. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg of this week’s edition of “Best of Craigslist.” (more…)
Best of Craigslist: ‘Beautiful Trail Horse for sale $1850 or BO’
This ad, sent us us by reader Lauren C., is totally normal but the photo choice is, uh, interesting. Much, much more where that came from in this week’s edition of “Best of Craigslist.” (more…)
Best of Craigslist: ‘Leather breastfeeding collar – $25’
I can’t. I can’t even. Many thanks to Kari T. for sending this one our way! (more…)
Best of Craigslist: ‘Horse for sale by owner – $600’
Some things, once seen, can never be unseen. Thanks a lot, Craigslist butt-crack guy. (more…)
Best of Craigslist: ‘Rare Przewalski Horse – $600’
Note to seller: Just because its mane sticks up does not mean it’s a Przewalski’s Horse. (more…)
Best of Craigslist: ‘Dressage Show Spokesmodel’
But there’s one important requirement: You need to look good in a bikini. WHAT?!?!?!? (more…)
Best of Craigslist: Horse trailer – $250
For sale by one very optimistic owner: “Needs some work… Could look really cute!” (more…)
Best of Craigslist: ‘REDUCED! Palomino Trail Mrre’
She’s bombproof, apparently! Or human-proof? Somebody buy this horse.
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Best of Craigslist: ‘Arabian Stud Horse’
Sorry, but encouraging your dogs to chase your horse around the paddock so you can take action photos is NOT an effective sales strategy. (more…)
Best of Craigslist: Big Saddle, Lil’ Pony
What’s new on Craigslist? We’ve got all the craziest horsey classified ads the Internet has to offer, all in one place. (more…)