The ad says he was “born by accident.” So let me get this straight: You put a mare in a field with a stallion and “had no idea they would mate”? And I had no idea the sun was going to come up this morning. (more…)

She likes marshmallows? Seriously? Is that the best selling point you could come up with? My other favorite part of the ad: “Will consider trade for guns or boat.” (more…)

“One year old broke chestnut filly… I broke her early so my one year old son could ride her.” Nooo! Not another one!! Don’t people know that this isn’t OK?!?! (more…)

Lorraine Jackson sent this ad, pointing out the horse’s one drawback: “Only one stipulation: to buy this horse, sadly, you must know how to ride.” Well never mind then! (more…)

Dad can shoot guns off his back. The kids can crawl around underneath him. Mom can try to drown him in the pond. This family horse is worth its weight in gold. (more…)

Here’s a Craig’s List ad for a riding instructor who promises, “Your horse can be as magical and fun to ride as the unicorn.” Sign me up! (more…)

“I know he is too young to ride but have put my 5 year old son on him once just to see if he would stand there.” Seriously?!? (more…)

How fly would your horse look in this Vegas-inspired headstall and breast collar set? Ideal for dressage, foxhunting, the hunter ring… anywhere you want to make a big impression. (more…)

It comes complete with “pads” and “belts,” too! Take it away, Craig’s List! (more…)

Reader Victoria Smith sent us a link to this ad with the note, “They seriously put a pony in a Ford Explorer? What in the world!!” Enjoy. (more…)

On Tuesday, HN Classifeds re-posted this Lexington Craig’s List ad for a dressage horse that seemed too good to be true. What happened in the 48 hours that followed may leave you reaching for a tissue. (more…)

Restaurant gift cards, baby toys, a welder, a handyman, a western saddle… it doesn’t really matter. Anything is better than this stupid dressage saddle. (more…)

It’s solid 3rd Level, schooled through PSG. It jumps. It’s quiet. It has good ground manners. It’s a registered Oldenburg. So why is it $2,000, and why is it wearing a western saddle? (more…)

Reader Elaine Boardway sent us a link to this ad with the note, “This one isn’t a horse for sale per se, but really does suggest that you get what you paid for!” (more…)

Reader Rachel Spencer sent us this Craigslist ad for a mare that sounds, um, very promising. Especially if the person who bought her started feeding her. (more…)

No kidding. Another amazing Craigslist gem.

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Reader Alexandra D’Avella sent us a link to this hilarious ad for a black horse that’s being sold because its coat got sun-bleached. Wow. (more…)

Seriously. And just wait until you see the reason why they want to sell him. (more…)

Horse Nation columnist Lorraine Jackson found this gem of an ad for a 3 year old Half Quarter dersage prospect in Utah. (more…)

This family thinks they need a horse, but what they really need is spellcheck. Check out this hilarious typo… (more…)

Horse Nation Classifieds is a new column in which we feature ridiculously bad equine ads from around the country. Like this one, for two ponies and a pig in Waynesboro, PA. (more…)

Horse Nation Classifieds is a new column in which we feature awesome equine ads from around the country. Like this one, for a horse in Marion Oaks, Florida. (more…)

Horse Nation Classifieds is a new column in which we feature awesome for-sale ads from around the country. Like this one, for a pony in Oliver Spring, Tennessee. (more…)

Horse Nation Classifieds is a new column in which we feature awesome for-sale ads from around the country. Like this one, for a very special longhorn steer. (more…)