Reader Christy Zweig sent us a link to this amazingĀ ad with the note, “Here’s a great Craigslist post about a ‘pastor’ and ‘past your’ for rent for horses in my neck of the woods (Arkansas).” (more…)
#CLASSIFIEDS
HN Classifieds: ‘Black Beauty Thourough Breed’
So you bought this 16-month old horse, and the people you bought her from told you “she was trained to ride,” and then you were surprised when you found out she’s not. Wow. (more…)
HN Classifieds: ‘Great gift from Santa – Mini horse pregnant’
Pregnant miniature horses might be the cutest things in the world–they look like big, fluffy beach balls. Here’s another great ad from Craigslist… (more…)
HN Classifieds: ‘horse walker kids swing’
Today’s Craigslist gem comes from reader Jessica Jenkins, who writes, “I found this one pretty funny. I’ve actually seen this done before…” Thanks for the laugh, Jessica! (more…)
HN Classifieds: ‘Need toddler riding helmet’
I like how this poster clarifies that the kid “does have a real horse to ride”–a.k.a. she’s not just some neurotic mom who makes her kid wear a helmet while he’s riding a stuffed animal. (more…)
HN Classifieds: ‘Small Pony Gelding – $950 (Mount Vernon)’
You might be too big for your pony when… your feet actually touch the ground when you’re riding it. This one comes to us by way of reader Lizzie Sauter. Thanks, Lizzie! (more…)
HN Classifieds: ‘Bay TWH! – $1500 (Alpine, AL)
Well, that’s one way to put on a halter. This instant classic Craigslist ad comes to us by way of Victoria Smith. Thanks, Victoria! (more…)
HN Classifieds: ‘Cutting horse trade are sale – $550’
Here’s yet another Craigslist post from someone who wants to trade their horse for guns. It’s a “cutting bread” horse. Yup. (more…)
HN Classifieds: ‘Racking Mare/ sale or trade – $1200 (Trenton, FL)’
What kind of terrible person would tie their horse to a tree BY ITS TONGUE? Check out this horse’s insane backstory. (more…)
HN Classifeds: ‘cremellow qh mare 3yr green broke but SUPER MELLOW’
I love the photo of the guy smoking a cigarette while holding a horse dressed like a unicorn. Classic. (more…)
HN Classifeds: ‘Most Beautiful Trail Horse – $1500 (Ocala)’
I love the random acts of capitalization and punctuation in this ad, almost as much as I love the totally random picture. Oh, Craiglist… you just never know what it’s going to turn up next! (more…)
HN Classifieds: ‘Wanted: Place that does trail rides (Augusta, Georgia)’
It sounds like this Craigslist poster has had some bad trail-riding experiences in the past. (more…)
HN Classifieds: ‘Old Fence Boards to Trade for Horses (Northern Va.)
Reader Denise sent us a link to this super-sketchy Craigslist post from someone who seems to think they’re doing the world a big favor. (more…)
HN Classifieds: ‘Looking to TRADE!! – $1 (Stanford)’
This Craigslist poster wants to trade her horses for an iPhone, or a dog, or, you know, whatever else you might have laying around. (more…)
HN Classifieds: ‘Free horse care / stable cleaning (Durango)
This person wants to clean stalls in exchange for letting him park his camper on your property–unless you’re a Twilight fan, in which case, nevermind. Oh, and he’ll throw in his wife for free! (more…)
HN Classifieds: ‘2 Drift Mares – $2 (Floresville, Tx)
Reader Meagan Majchszak kindly sent us a link to this Craiglist post advertising a pair of–wait for it–“drift horses.” (more…)
HN Classifieds: ‘Miniature Hores,’ ‘Paint Hores’ and ‘Hores Low Priced’
Lord have mercy, these Craigslist posters probably aren’t going to be winning any spelling bees anytime soon. (more…)
HN Classifieds: ‘2 horses need rehomed asap!!! – $250’
You can tell how much this person cares about his horses: “I need them rehomed asap or they go to the canners….” Craigslist is a sad, scary place sometimes. (more…)
HN Classifieds: Two lifesized bronze rearing stallions – Only $26,500!
The good news: No veterinarians, farriers or trainers needed. The bad news: Shipping not included. (more…)
HN Classifieds: ‘Trade young horse for your older one’
There are so many things wrong with this ad, I don’t even know where to begin. Take it away, Craigslist…
HN Classifieds: ‘Beginner Friendly Horses – $1000 (Westminster SC)’
What is going on in this picture? Whatever it is, kids, we don’t advise trying it at home. (more…)
HN Classifieds: ‘Calico True Love Pink Horse Trailer – $4000’
How awesome would it be to roll up to the horse show in a totally pink horse trailer? Especially if you own a life-sized Barbie Dream Horse. (more…)
HN Classifieds: ‘Horse Trailer – miniature/reindeer – $250’
Use it to transport miniature horses or, if you’re Santa Claus, to haul your reindeer to flight school or the vet. From Craigslist Alaska… (more…)
HN Classifieds: ‘minature horse for sale – $300’
If your feet drag the ground, it’s generally an indication that you’re too big for the horse you’re riding. Just a tip. The latest from Craigslist… (more…)
HN Classifieds: ‘Rebel flag saddle pad/set – $125’
Know what’s missing from your horse’s wardrobe? A saddle pad featuring one of the most controversial, inflammatory icons of American culture. Take it away, Craigslist… (more…)