Today’s Craigslist crazy comes to us courtesy of the San Francisco Bay area, where you can purchase a “4-year-old guilding who neck riens” for the bargain price of $2,800. (more…)

“He is about 20 to 21 hands,” the ad reads. “He is a grate horse.” We’re sure he is. A big thanks to Lorraine Jackson for sending this gem our way! (more…)

Elisa Wallace found this Craigslist gem. Methinks dear Ruth will not be getting $15,000 for her Holistainer.  (more…)

EN reader Charlotte Lemmert sent us this gem of an ad that describes “a $700 POS 2-horse as ‘classic and unique,’ and titled the ad ‘Rare Vintage.’ The pics are fab.” Well said, Charlotte. (more…)

The saddle in this Craigslist ad seems fine enough, but the stirrup leathers need some help. A big thanks to Erika Scott for sending this one our way! (more…)

We love it when readers send us links to crazy Craigslist ads from their neck of the woods. These came to us by way of Katie Bornholdt-Peery and were listed in Craigslist Portland. (more…)

Reader Katie Beierl sent us a link to this Craigslist post with the note, “Here’s one ad with a truly winning sales photo.” (more…)

Today’s featured ad is from eBay and was submitted to us by reader Rachel Courant with a note that sums up our thoughts exactly: “Great photo guys.” (more…)

It has been brought to our attention that you guys have been missing our “HN Classifieds” series, showcasing bad horsey ads from around the country. Well, let’s get it going again! (more…)

‘Intellectual pony seeks serious adult home/horse barn mascot job.” And the ad only gets more awesome from there. A big thanks to Alison Wilaby for the link! (more…)

I don’t know what this is or where it’s supposed to go on my horse but it has rhinestones and a pink flaming skull and I WANT IT. (more…)

Amanda Ronan sent us this amazing Craigslist ad. There is apparently a horse underneath that pile of children, and it is for sale. (more…)

Lexi Buckheit, Miss Rodeo NY 2013, sent us this gem of a Craigslist ad. “Not sure I’d want lessons from them,” Lexi said. We wouldn’t either. (more…)

Reader Susan Hughes kindly sent us a link to this ad for a “half pacifino half peruvian… Measures 16.1 at knee to hoof.” Is the seller projecting his full-grown height? We’re not sure. (more…)

This Craigslist poster got taken for a ride, but the buck stops here–quite literally. (more…)

Oh, man, it’s been a good year for Craigslist horse ads, but a few of them just stood head and shoulders above the rest. Without further ado… (more…)

I’ve always heard that donkeys are great for keeping coyotes at bay but, to me, it just doesn’t add up. What coyote would be scared of this little guy’s sweet eyes and adorable furry face? (more…)

Look out: Somebody is trying to sell their concrete front porch stairs on Craigslist as a mounting block. Which isn’t a totally bad idea, except… well, we just hope they deliver. (more…)

You got you a horse you don’t want no more? Call this guy! (Just kidding. In fact, we highly recommend that you do NOT call this guy.) From Craigslist North Georgia: (more…)

If you’re still looking for a Christmas gift for that special horse person in your life, we’ve got your hookup! As the seller notes, “you wont find these any where else.” I can’t imagine why. (more…)

Lord help us all, it’s time for another edition of Hores Nation Classifieds. (more…)

This molly mule is “pure as the driven snow, like an albino dalmation–spottless.” When she’s clean, that is. (more…)

Two amazing Craigslist ads in one day… whaaaaa?!?!? Consider it an early Christmas gift. This gem is courtesy of EN’s fearless leader Visionaire. (more…)

Reader Courtney sent us a link to this amazing ad for a miniature horse that has “ridden many children.” Oh dear, we hope not… (more…)

Likes: sandwich crust (“she was sniffing at my peanut butter and jelly sandwich, I gave it to her and she only ate the crust off”). Dislikes: fat people (“she will try to kick up”). (more…)