Morgane Schmidt
The Idea of Order: Termites?
Seems questionable to me. →
The Idea of Order: It’s Show Time…
For like, five minutes, after the hours of other necessary *activities.* →
The Idea of Order: Equine Intrusive Thoughts
Because I am sure they have to wonder about us… →
The Idea of Order: Too Much Time and Money on Your Hands?
Buy a horse! (Or three)… →
The Idea of Order: Equestrian Balance…
I’d like to think we have an abundance of this, but… →
The Idea of Order: This sounds familiar…
I suppose one might argue that love is never wasted…(even if it is one-sided) →
The Idea of Order: Horse Math
When your math isn’t ‘mathing’… →
The Idea of Order: Things My Horse Could Olympic Medal in…
That I’d rather he not. →
Paris Olympics Happy Hour: Dressage Freestyles — Mares for the Win!
And in a shock to no one, mares top the podium for today’s kür! Ok, *maybe* some of →
The Idea of Order: Texts Your Trainer Could Do Without
Seriously, don’t be that person. →
The Idea of Order: Telling Lies…
Mostly to ourselves, which makes it ok. Probably. →
The Idea of Order: ‘Sensible’ Vehicles…
Let’s talk semantics… →
Let’s Talk About “Plus-Sized” Riders — And Also, Something Called Grace
Someone left me to my own devices to troll social media unattended. I’m sorry. →
The Idea of Order: Shopping for Yourself vs Shopping for Your Horse
Decisions were made. →
The Idea of Order: Waiving Jackets…
A great idea in theory… →
The Idea of Order: Sibling Rivalry…
Horse entropy increases exponentially with each additional horse… →
The Idea of Order: Good Fences Make…
Excellent chew toys. →
The Idea of Order: Puddles
Prehistoric death bogs or therapeutic modality? →
The Idea of Order: Pony Shade
Because how DARE you… →
The Idea of Order: Weekly Disaster Wheel
I guess some horses spin this daily… →
The Idea of Order: Just Another Friday Night…
Spent developing various forms of arthritis and covered in dust, horse hair, and other questionable substances. →
The Idea of Order: New Barn Help…
Mares vs Geldings: because one of these is far judgier than the other. →
The Idea of Order: The Horse ‘Phase’…
I don’t think that word means what you think it means… →
The Idea of Order: Things You’d Rather NOT Hear From Your Vet…
I could actually write a book of these… →
The Idea of Order: Famous Last Words…
Or maybe just terrible ones. That works too. →