Morgane Schmidt
The Idea of Order: Good Fences Make…
Excellent chew toys. →
The Idea of Order: Puddles
Prehistoric death bogs or therapeutic modality? →
The Idea of Order: Pony Shade
Because how DARE you… →
The Idea of Order: Weekly Disaster Wheel
I guess some horses spin this daily… →
The Idea of Order: Just Another Friday Night…
Spent developing various forms of arthritis and covered in dust, horse hair, and other questionable substances. →
The Idea of Order: New Barn Help…
Mares vs Geldings: because one of these is far judgier than the other. →
The Idea of Order: The Horse ‘Phase’…
I don’t think that word means what you think it means… →
The Idea of Order: Things You’d Rather NOT Hear From Your Vet…
I could actually write a book of these… →
The Idea of Order: Famous Last Words…
Or maybe just terrible ones. That works too. →
The Idea of Order: Ask Icee
Or maybe don’t. Her advice is terrible. →
The Idea of Order: When Your Mare Is *The* Drama…
Because why wouldn’t she be? →
The Idea of Order: The Full Body Shake…
Just another way horses keep us on our toes (or, potentially, on the ground). →
The Idea of Order: Show Clothes
Because nothing screams practical like wearing men’s formal wear while handling livestock in 90 degree weather…. →
The Idea of Order: Spring is HERE!
Sort of. Maybe for a moment? →
The Idea of Order: Proprioception is a Liar
Seriously. Your body is not doing what you think it’s doing… →
The Idea of Order: Poor Life Decisions…
I like to think of them as just opportunities to build character. →
The Idea of Order: Books I Could Write as an Equestrian
Or maybe *should* write. They’d be bestsellers. →
The Idea of Order: Non-Equestrian Friends
Remind me again why we even have those? →
The Idea of Order: A Valentine’s Day Poem from my Mare
She’s a regular Margaret Atwood here… →
The Idea of Order: What Happens in the Trailer…
Absolutely does not stay in the trailer. In fact, it is often shared loudly across the show grounds. →
The Idea of Order: Hump Day
I’m not sure that word means what you think it means (to equestrians, anyway)… →
The Idea of Order: The Many Faces of Mare
They’re all so relatable…. →
The Idea of Order: The Issue With…Issues.
…because we all have them, just some are by proxy. →
The Idea of Order: The *FUN* After Snow Storm…
…because winter really is the gift that keeps on giving. →
The Idea of Order: New Year’s Resolutions
…that are doomed from the start. →