Morgane Schmidt
The Idea of Order: That Time of the Year…
Where questionable adulting is fine and calling a horse ‘Sparkle Farts’ seems like a legitimate plan. →
The Idea of Order: Things I Like About Winter
A comprehensive list… →
The Idea of Order: Coats Are Useful…
Sometimes they even keep you from getting yeeted off. →
The Idea of Order: Being Thankful…
Some are better at showing it than others… →
The Idea of Order: Pumpkin Spice
It’s that time of year… →
The Idea of Order: No Regrets…
Or at least none that anyone is willing to admit. →
The Idea of Order: A Matter of Taste…
or economics. →
The Idea of Order: The Disgruntled Lesson Horse
Sometimes the running commentary is unnecessary… →
The Idea of Order: Pumpkin Spice
Does not mean the same thing to everyone. →
The Idea of Order: The Struggle…
Because even 15 minutes without hay is a life threatening situation. →
The Idea of Order: Termites?
Seems questionable to me. →
The Idea of Order: It’s Show Time…
For like, five minutes, after the hours of other necessary *activities.* →
The Idea of Order: Equine Intrusive Thoughts
Because I am sure they have to wonder about us… →
The Idea of Order: Too Much Time and Money on Your Hands?
Buy a horse! (Or three)… →
The Idea of Order: Equestrian Balance…
I’d like to think we have an abundance of this, but… →
The Idea of Order: This sounds familiar…
I suppose one might argue that love is never wasted…(even if it is one-sided) →
The Idea of Order: Horse Math
When your math isn’t ‘mathing’… →
The Idea of Order: Things My Horse Could Olympic Medal in…
That I’d rather he not. →
Paris Olympics Happy Hour: Dressage Freestyles — Mares for the Win!
And in a shock to no one, mares top the podium for today’s kür! Ok, *maybe* some of →
The Idea of Order: Texts Your Trainer Could Do Without
Seriously, don’t be that person. →
The Idea of Order: Telling Lies…
Mostly to ourselves, which makes it ok. Probably. →
The Idea of Order: ‘Sensible’ Vehicles…
Let’s talk semantics… →
Let’s Talk About “Plus-Sized” Riders — And Also, Something Called Grace
Someone left me to my own devices to troll social media unattended. I’m sorry. →