The waters prevailed exceedingly over the earth. →
If life seems jolly rotten, there’s something you’ve forgotten. →
I have to have the best dressed horse in this apocalypse. →
He triggered the alarm. →
With friends like these, who needs archenemies. →
I’d rather deal with the plagues again, to be honest. →
If you’ve been wondering why my post-apocalyptic hairstyle looks Like That, it’s because all the anti-frizz products have →
That demon never knew what the heck hit him. →
I’m not going to sleep for days. →
We meet again. →
Have we tried “kill ‘em with kindness” yet? →
It’s all in how you look at things. →
…Or maybe just the barn. →
Oh, let’s see YOU keep a horse clean during Armageddon. →
They didn’t put THIS on the label. →
Ever seen a draft-sized Shetland pony? →
And the Oscar goes to… →
Priorities, human. →
It’s called fashion, look it up. →
A reading from the Gospel of Gibson. →
The eleventh plague has been unleashed. →
Sneaking is hard when you’re a happy draft horse. →
He has no idea what size he really is. →
…Or maybe that’s just the sulfur. →
Just call the farrier already. →