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The Athletic Rider: Long in the Tooth, Loose in the Cage?

By Leah Hinnefeld

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I am not sure if any of us remember the exact moment when it happened, but one thing we do know: At some point, for some of us (OK most of us) there was a fork in the trail and our minds went right (still thinking we were 18-25 years old) and our bellies, triceps and saddlebags went left. Maybe it happened after getting a “real job” or maybe after having a baby or maybe it just… happened!

Are you a rider over say…. 35-40 years old? Or one rapidly approaching that mystical cut-off age where the identity of a young adult is replaced with one of (dare I say) middle age? If you are, I bet you can fondly look back to those days when you could ride all day, show all weekend, even eat horse show food at that show… and never gain a pound. I know I could! Shoot, in college I could polish off a pizza with friends and “jog it off” with a five-mile run the next day! OK, maybe not literally, but it sure seems that way in my mind and looking back on old sorority photos!

I speak to so many riders who lament the loss of those athletic riding bodies from earlier years and wonder if anything could have been done or can be done to implement some damage control.

So today I am going to ask and answer that question on the mind of every “rider of a certain age” and the one that should be on the mind riders of every age:

Does Long in the Tooth Have to Mean Loose in the Cage†?

The fact is that approximately 95% of adults (riders or not) will show a 2-4% decline in resting metabolic rate each decade after the age of 25. This decline in metabolic rates is usually accompanied by a 5-lb loss of muscle mass during each of those same decades.

What does this mean in terms of the scale and how my breeches or chaps will fit?

It means that if I could eat 1,500 calories per day at age 25 and maintain my weight weight, I could only eat 1,200 at age 65 or I would GAIN weight.

It means that I would gain 31 POUNDS during those 40 years if I continued to eat 1,500 calories per day and nothing else changed.

UGH!

Is there anything I can do to prevent the loose cage, tush and tri syndrome?

Absolutely!

A properly designed exercise program will help prevent muscle loss and replace the muscle that has already been lost — with proper nutrition, of course.

There is a catch, though: The program needs to be designed to include intense exercise. OK, there are actually two catches. For most of us, riding will not qualify as intense exercise. Intense exercise includes activities like circuit training, hill running and a favorite in the Athletic Rider Fit Club — burpees!

Won’t riding help at all? 

Riding is a calorie burner — no question about that; however, riding alone will not give a “post-exercise metabolic boost” that happens with intense exercise. This boost causes your body to burn additional calories even after you complete your intense workout. Riding will also not build muscle, an essential player in keeping your metabolism high, even when resting.

Bottom Line? Every rider needs a fitness program that is tailored to her current fitness level and future goals — no matter what age he or she is. The Athletic Rider Fitness Boot Camp was created to give all riders a 60-day jump start to developing that lifelong habit of fitness and health.

† Loose in the cage is hip young phrase that refers to those “less than” six-pack abs.

Leah Hinnefeld is a lifelong equestrian who spent over a decade studying hoof health and metabolism in horses before turning her attention to rider fitness. Leah is a personal trainer certified by the National Academy of Sports Fitness and offers Virtual Fitness Training for riders and horse lovers. You can learn more about how to get fit to ride at http://theathleticrider.com/. Please contact Leah if you are interested in learning more about the Rider Fitness Boot Camps offered by The Athletic Rider.

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Horse Haiku of the Day, by Jane Polk

Horse life in 17 syllables.

Each morning we release a fresh new horsey haiku (or batch of haikus!) into the Internet ether. Today’s haikus come from reader Jane Polk and her equine muse, Molly.

“Molly, a 13 year old Belgian mare, was a classic Craigslist find,” Jane explains. “Purchased/rescued from a petting zoo as a mount for my husband, she has exceeded our expectations in every way imaginable. Here are some Haikus about our favorite Belgian.”

My draft horse loves mash

She slurps it up sloppily

And licks her dish clean

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My Belgian Molly

Nickers and stomps for beet pulp

Muzzle slobbery

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I now know better

Then to stand between my draft

And her mash. Good lord!

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My draft horse makes sport

Of colliding with jumps.

She laughs. I repair.

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Love it, Jane! Thanks for sharing — Molly sounds like quite the character, and mash-aholic! Before we head out, one more for haiku from all of us here at Horse Nation:

Send us your haikus

5-7-5, it’s easy

Horse Nation needs you

Email your own horse haiku (a three-line poem with 5-7-5 syllables per line) to [email protected]. Include a photo of your haiku’s equine inspiration if you like!

Go Riding.

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Horse Haiku of the Day, by Leslie Wylie

Horse life in 17 syllables.

Each morning we release a fresh new horsey haiku into the Internet ether. Today’s haiku comes from yours truly, HN commander-in-chief Leslie Wylie.

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Seriously, I need these boots. (OK, so “need” is a strong word.) Photo by Leslie Wylie.

Bank account dwindling

Tack store was bad idea

Yay for credit cards!

That one is based on a true story. Before we head out, one more for haiku from all of us here at Horse Nation:

Send us your haikus

5-7-5, it’s easy

Horse Nation needs you

Email your own horse haiku (a three-line poem with 5-7-5 syllables per line) to [email protected]. Include a photo of your haiku’s equine inspiration if you like!

Go Riding.

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Best of Craigslist: ‘Lord Help Us All’ Edition

I’ve been letting this stuff pile up in my inbox for a week and now it’s time to unleash an extra-large heaping of horrifying horse ads upon Horse Nation. Here it comes… are you ready?

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It’s OK to be scared. Here we go! First, this gem from Erin:

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To the previous poster, good luck! Here’s another ISO ad from Tiffany: “These people really need a stall :)”

 

UntitledI am still seeking a stall to board a 10.2 hand 10 year old pony mare Haf/shetland cross. Easy in the stall. Not hard to take care of. I only need a place for max 2 months. I am waiting for a stall to open up at my facility where my other horses are kept. Because she is so small and needs little care, I am hoping to find her a place that charges less than they would charge for a full size horse. She is a rescue and literally we snapped her up before she went on the slaughter truck. Please..if you have a place in your barn for a little girl, even if you arent a boarding barn, would you please contact me? I live in Campbell Ohio and would like to stay in a 30 minute drive. (baby is not coming)

I need full care. I can clean the stall if necessary or even buy grain but I have no way of getting hay to the place, nor being able to come out twice a day to feed and water.


This one, from Tasha, is scary on a whole different level:

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Sea Biscuit is my pride and joy. I love him with all my heart, and you will too. he is just a bundle of joy. He is kind of retarded though. Ol’ biscuit is always running into fences and other horses butts. I sometimes question his sexuality, but he is really kind and loving at heart.

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Joke? Serious? Hard to tell. Another bad pony ad from Izabella:

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6 year old mini mare in foal. Due around Christmas. Very well mannered, loves children, rides, washes, and stands to have her feet done. She is a great little mare. She would make a wonderful Christmas present. Will hold till Christmas. $600.00.


Saddling — you’re doing it wrong, from Cory:

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Let’s move on to some horses, shall we?  Here’s a nice “genital” horse from Priscilla:

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I have a nice 5 yea1r horse for sale he is broke and genital as they come he has never offer to hump or buck he will make a nice family horse call for more information


And this thoroughbred quarter horse who-knows-what-breed racehorse:

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This tack fail showed up in our inbox with the note: “I really can’t figure out what that have on the palomino… is that a sideways halter? At least she’s good on a ‘leash.'”

good horses but must go

— Palomino filly 3 years, beautiful and gentle, loves to brushed and touch everywhere, follows very well on a leash. $ 500
— Poulin paint 3 colors, 2½ years, very quiet and nice, not dominant, follows very well on a leash. $ 500
— Canadian gelding, 8 years old, rider 4+, good both for beginners and for experienced rider, very soft and very patient but energetic if asked. $ 1,000

$_35

 


From Emily: “Here’s a nice Belgium horse for sale.”

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From Erin: just a “slight hoof problem.”

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And a couple interesting headlines from Joye. Seriously, what is going on in the first ad? Are they taking a nap together?

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From Leah… not a Craigslist ad, but we weren’t sure where else to put it! Leah writes, “Right now on Zulily! How cute! I kinda want a pair!!!!

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And one more not-Craigslist-but-we-couldn’t-resist ad from Megan: “This HAS to be the most ridiculous ad I’ve ever seen… They still have poop on them!

As seen on Etsy:

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Readers, if you run across an “interesting” ad in your Internet wanderings, send it our way! Email the link to [email protected]. Who knows – maybe you’ll help connect a horse with a safe, loving home. Go Riding.

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Horse Haiku of the Day, by Melanie laCour

Horse life in 17 syllables.
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Photo: Leslie Wylie/Horse Nation

Each morning we release a fresh new horsey haiku into the Internet ether. Today’s haikus come from reader Melanie laCour from Bismarck, North Dakota.

Sun has not risen

Temp is at eighteen below

Time to muck these stalls

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Photo: Leslie Wylie/Horse Nation

Good luck with that, Melanie! As a southern hot-house flower myself I have no idea how you folks up there do it.

Before we head out, one more for haiku from all of us here at Horse Nation:

Send us your haikus

5-7-5, it’s easy

Horse Nation needs you

Email your own horse haiku (a three-line poem with 5-7-5 syllables per line) to [email protected]. Include a photo of your haiku’s equine inspiration if you like!

Go Riding.

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