HN Christmas Carols: ‘Gray Show Horse’
Today’s tune: Gray Show Horse (sung to “White Christmas.”)
I’m dreaming of a gray show horse
Because I bathed him yesterday.
The show’s today,
so will he stay
as clean and bright as I pray?
I’m dreaming of a gray show horse,
I even bought that blue shampoo
and the fancy blanket,
to try and limit
his skill at rolling in the poo.
I’m dreaming of a gray show horse,
Though I know it’s not to be.
May the judge not notice the green,
And may my gray show horse stay clean.
Merry Christmas, Horse Nation!
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