9 Horse-y Things You Didn’t Know You Need (Until Now)

The Internet is a wonderland. And we’ve got the conspicuous consumption to prove it. 

1. An Oversized Rocking Horse

A rocking horse for adults. Enough said.

[Celery Furniture]

2. The Pasture Vacuum

For one easy payment of $4,450.00, you can have a vacuum that SUCKS UP MANURE. Genius.

[Pasture Vacuums]

3. Horse Leg Handles

Whimsical. Functional. GOLD. It just doesn’t get any better than that.

[Etsy]

4. A Horse Chandelier

His name is “Lucky Spot” and he’s made entirely out of Swarovski crystals. WANT.

[Stella McCartney]

5. This Horse Head Handbag

Don’t question. Just covet.

[Andrea Pfister]

6. Horse Busts

Fact: Scarves deserve horses too.

[In Honor of Design]

7. Geometric Horse

Horses are herd animals. Lucky Spot shouldn’t be alone.

[Ben Foster]

8. Horse Men

Nothing says opulence like two men in a horse suit. Lady Gaga teaches us so. (Bonus points if you find ones who understand how horse legs work.)

[Seduzina Padaria]

9. Crystals in Your Tack

Why stop at Swarovski? Everyone knows diamonds are a girl’s best friend.

[Bliss of London]

Go riding!

Carley Sparks covers show jumping and related ridiculousness at getmyfix.org.