Best of Craigslist: Unicorn for sale
Reader Lauren M. sent this ad our way with the note, “Money (allegedly) cannot buy happiness… but it can get you darn close with your very own UNICORN!!”
From Craigslist / Southern Maryland:
I have a beautiful white unicorn that I can no longer keep. She’s very docile, but needs a decent barn, at least a couple of acres to be able to run about, a few trees to keep her horn sharp, and lots of love.
You should know that, contrary to popular belief, unicorns can’t fly. I didn’t know this when I bought her, and although the seller didn’t say she could fly, he heard me mention that I wanted her to fly me to my friend’s house and he didn’t bother mentioning the fact that it couldn’t fly.
Wow. Thanks, Lauren! Readers, if you stumble across a great horsey classified ad in your Internet wanderings, share it with Horse Nation for all to enjoy. Email the link to [email protected].
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