A Day in the (Mostly) Tiny, Adorable Life of Brenda Breyer
Aside from the fact that she’s only 8 inches tall, Brenda Breyer is pretty much living the dream.
Looking through the latest Breyer Horses catalog got me to thinking: What would it be like to spend a day in Brenda Breyer’s shoes (or, rather, her tiny adorable tall boots)?
Here goes:
Hmm… who should I ride today? Totilas…
Or Hickstead…
Or Zenyatta… They’re all so tiny and adorable, I can’t decide!
I’ll put on my tiny, adorable outfit…
Nah, I’m in a jumping mood!
Then I’ll fetch my tiny adorable horse from his tiny adorable stable…
And groom him with some itsy-bitsy brushes…
And feed him a teeny-weeny breakfast…
And pick the poo from his stall–even IT is tiny and adorable!
Uh-oh, just noticed my horse lost a shoe! Good thing we have a tiny, adorable farrier.
All fixed. Time to tack up–I love his matching miniature fly bonnet and saddle pad. Soooo cute!
First, we’ll warm up over some miniature cavaletti…
Then we’ll jump the tiny, adorable jumps!
Or maybe, instead of jumping, I’ll ask the tiny hot stableboy to hook up my truck…
and matching horse trailer…
And we’ll go camping in the tiny, adorable mountains!
Wait… what is it Zenyatta? Why do you seem nervous? Is something wrong?
What do you mean, “It’s the deer…”
Are you trying to tell me that the deer aren’t tiny?
Or adorable?
We’ve got to get out of here before they see us, Zenyatta!
Before they…. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry, I had too much coffee this morning, got a little carried away there at the end. But, you get my point: Brenda has it pretty good–thanks to Breyer’s complete line of gorgeous model horses and stunningly realistic accessories. Breyer Horses have always been awesome (and tiny and adorable), but in recent years they’ve really taken it to the next level!
Check out all the newest models and keep up with all the latest Breyer Horse community happening at BreyerHorses.com.
Go Riding!
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