Socks the Moonwalking Pony’s Paternity Scandal Played Out in Jerry Springer GIFs

Is Socks the babydaddy, or is it that good-for-nothin’ scoundrel Nuggett? The DNA results are in… get ready for a surprise twist ending!

To recap last week’s Horse Nation report on the scandal, let’s start from the beginning:

First, Socks (yes, THAT Socks) and his harem of mares swam across a loch to the field of a neighboring pony stallion, Nuggett. Socks’ owner suspected that it was because Socks had a crush on one of Nuggett’s mares, Kimberley.

Soon after, Kimberley was discovered to be pregnant and gave birth to a baby pony named Scamp. And everybody was all like, who’s the daddy?

Is it Nugget?

Or is it Socks?

A DNA test was ordered to find out… and the results are in.

Socks, we are happy to announce…

But we’ve also got some bad news for you, son:

While you were busy big-pimpin’ on Kimberley, one of YOUR mares, Felicity, was gettin’ it on with Nuggett.

She’s having his baby, Socks.

Sorry buddy.

Read the full story in The Telegraph, and Go Riding!