Etsy.com is a wonderland for amazing equine-themed crap that no ordinary tack store has the guts to sell. Here are a few of my most recent “must-have” finds.

Unicorn Horn Browband Attachment

Transform your ordinary horse or pony into a majestic unicorn with this browband attachment. You can get it in any color you want, to match your cross-country colors or whatever. I have been waiting my whole life for someone to invent THIS.

Sequined Horse Bracelet

Polo wraps? Bo-ring. These glittery ankle bracelets, on the other hand, are amazing on many, many levels. Why wouldn’t you want to put these on your horse, for special occasions or even every single ride (isn’t EVERY ride a special occasion, really?) Need, want, have to have.

Colorburst Equine Necklace for Horses

Why stop at ankle bracelets? This seller specializes in color-coordinated necklaces, bracelets and mane bangles, plus matching human jewelry so you and your horse can match!!!

Pink Zebra Print Halter

It is suddenly so obvious to me that this is what has been missing from my horse’s wardrobe.

…along with a matching Fly Bonnet

…Polo Wraps…

…and the cutest Saddle Pads ever.

Airbrushed Horse Shirt Personalized W/Name

I’m definitely getting one of these with my horse’s name on it, and I’m going to wear it every day.

With these pants:

Yellow Horse Print Leggings

And it’s going to be ah-mazing.

Go Etsy.