10 Totally Ridiculous Racehorse Names

Racehorse names — they run the gamut from terribly clever to just plain stupid. Here’s our top 10 list of ridiculous racehorse names.

1. Whykickamoocow — A valid question indeed.

2. Hoof Hearted — Say it three times fast and you’ll understand.

3. Bodacious Tatas — Why? WHY???

4. Doremifasollatido — I love “The Sound of Music” but really?

5. Haha Haha — I guess the owner had a good sense of humor.

6. Spineless Jellyfish — Perhaps the owner loved marine biology.

7. Full of Skittles — I sincerely hope not.

8. Red Hot Filly Pepper — This one was a QH, but it’s sort of awesome.

9. Sotally Tober — Points for creativity?

10. Arrrrr — which made for some truly hilarious announcing, as evidenced in the clip below.

My own Thoroughbreds are named Miss She Gone (a play on words for Miss Saigon) and VA Pipeline (no idea what that’s supposed to mean). What ridiculous racehorse names have you heard?