HN Classifieds: ‘Fat one eyed Arabian needs home’

The ad goes on to clarify: “Yes it’s a horse!” Um, wow. Really? REALLY?!?! Take it away, Craigslist…

Fat one eyed Arabian needs home – $1 (Mansfield)

Date: 2012-09-19, 5:28PM EDT
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Yes it’s a horse! He’s a 17 year old gelding. He loads, clips, stands good for everything, and loves to be petted. He needs a good home with shelter good water
and hay. He has worked in the round pen but I have not rode him since he lost an eye. He is healthy and athletic and sane. Needs a younger person
than me to ride him. Inferno will be free to a good loving home.