HN Christmas Carols: Bed the Stalls
It’s that time of year again — Horse Nation holiday caroling! Today’s tune: Bed the Stalls (sung to “Deck the Halls”).
Bed the stalls with bales of shavings!
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Even though your back is aching
Fa la la la la, la la la la
When you’re done, the horses will poop
Fa la la, la la la, la la la
Just one more thing for you to scoop.
Fa la la la la la, la la la la!
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“Try to feed a little faster,”
Fa la la la, la la la la
Say your horses to their master
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Kicking, pawing, banging, snorting,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la
They don’t care it’s Christmas morning
Fa la la la la, la la la la!
Rodney Campbell/Flickr/Creative Commons License
Now the barn is nice and quiet
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Since you’ve fed the equine riot.
Fa la la la la, la la la la
But you’re covered in poop and grain
Fa la la, la la la, la la la
Smile, Horse Nation feels your pain.
Fa la la la la, la la la la!
H. Michael Miley/Flickr/Creative Commons License
Happy holidays and Go Riding!
Do you have a horse holiday carol parody? Send it our way by emailing it to [email protected]. Make the subject of your email HN Christmas Carols.
