8 #EquestrianProblems According to Twitter

Because brevity will always be the soul of wit.

I realize that a common complaint with Twitter is that people “just don’t get it,” but you don’t need to have a Twitter account to appreciate these tweets: the forced brevity that comes with only having 280 characters to express yourself is funny no matter if you know how Twitter works or are totally mystified trying to figure out why it even exists. This is why it exists: so we can express our #equestrianproblems.

No, no I don’t need a #truck! My #toyotacorolla is perfect for hauling six bags of shavings from tractorsupply #equestrianproblems #horses #funny #notatruck #horse #rain https://t.co/dL85sX3lAC

— jenharmelenergyhands (@JenniferHarmel) May 23, 2019

Absolutely love this quote. People of #Ilkley always stare at me walking around in jodhpurs… #Equestrianproblems 😂 #notquiteayummymummy pic.twitter.com/SgPyvwIol5

— Rachel Hatfield MSc (@rosiehat) June 20, 2019

My nearest neighbours recently installed a very noisy water feature just behind my barn and I keep thinking I’ve left the water running #FirstWorldProblems #equestrianproblems #paranoia pic.twitter.com/jUEnuvDWgu

— Elizabeth M (@EquuschickLiz) June 26, 2019

Rocking the t-shirt tan today 🥵Factor 50 tomorrow I think!! #OutdoorJob #AfterSunRequired #SquaddieTan #EquestrianProblems

— Berni Eves (@BerniEves) June 27, 2019

Every horse owner ever do you have the same panic when you put down a pair of garden shears & then forget where you left them…. images of horse with shears embedded in flank… hoof… skull every time…. then find them put away in tack room EVERYTIME #Equestrianproblems

— KarenRowe (@MrsBlackStar15) July 3, 2019

Gotta love when your coach pulls out an exercise she calls the Death Star… #ottb #equestrianproblems #eventer pic.twitter.com/Ef2axEDHbf

— judge judy and executioner (@somecunningplan) July 4, 2019

*angry stallion pins his ears at me*

Me: “I dare you to try me you sum b$&ch!”

*cute guy winks at me*

Me: *screams and runs* #equestrianproblems

— aprilkzimmerman (@aprilkzimmerman) July 7, 2019

Trying to get a cute pic on my horse. Get this instead. 🙄 #equestrianproblems pic.twitter.com/9slWxE9iRk

— Rustbelt Equine (@Rustbelt_Equine) July 9, 2019

Oh yes, we’ve all been there. Got a funny tweet to share? Follow us at @horse_nation!