9 #EquestrianProblems According to Twitter
Because brevity will always be the soul of wit.
I realize that a common complaint with Twitter is that people “just don’t get it” but you don’t need to have a Twitter account to appreciate these tweets: the forced brevity that comes with only having 280 characters to express yourself is funny no matter if you know how Twitter works or are totally mystified trying to figure out why it even exists. This is why it exists: so we can express our #equestrianproblems.
When the wind picks up on a summer evening…
Other people: “what a lovely, cool breeze!”
Me: *mentally planning how to survive my lesson tomorrow morning* I’ll get there early and lunge, wear full seat breeches, use the ear plugs…#EquestrianProblems pic.twitter.com/cIv0SOD9wL— Jacquelyn Bartel (@jacqbartel) June 17, 2018
If you ever see someone with their hair perfectly over BOTH ears with their helmet on, assume they are a sorcerer #equestrianproblems #impossible
— Logan Fiorentino (@LMFiorentino) June 21, 2018
@CharlesOwenHats are so lovely that even nature descends upon them. That's one copperhead snakeskin, one wasp nest, and some nuthatch eggs. So long, my beloved JR8 riding helmet. Bloody hell. #equestrianproblems pic.twitter.com/uabEY3IDWS
— Square Halt (@Square_Halt) July 2, 2018
Being outside for two seconds like…#heatwave #HeatWave2018 #equestrianproblems pic.twitter.com/T2SrdTM5Zn
— The Maverick Equestrian (@themaverickeq) July 3, 2018
Not being able to tell if you’re tanned or dirty #equestrianproblems
— Elena Grout (@elenagrout395) July 5, 2018
Why must the board bill, vet bill, horse insurance bill, & farrier bill all be due at the same time ? #EquestrianProblems #broke
— Shit Eventers Say (@ShitEventersSay) July 9, 2018
Me: I adopted a mini horse!
90% of people I tell: ….Why? What can you do with it?#equestrianproblems pic.twitter.com/J9trJGoyZh— Jacqueline Bach ? (@JacquelineBach) July 11, 2018
Scheduled a hair appt on the same day as a riding lesson so my hair will look cute for a couple of hours before I stuff it in a sweaty helmet.#equestrianproblems
— Leslie (@LeslieInLex) July 11, 2018
Hot tip: reapply sunblock in the middle of a day volunteering for jump crew for an amazing arena-footing exfoliation. #horseshowglow#equestrianproblems
— Leslie (@LeslieInLex) July 14, 2018
Oh yes, we’ve all been there. Got a funny tweet to share? Follow us at @horse_nation!
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