12 #EquestrianProblems According to Twitter

Because brevity will always be the soul of wit.

I realize that a common complaint with Twitter is that people “just don’t get it” but you don’t need to have a Twitter account to appreciate these tweets: the forced brevity that comes with only having 140 280 characters to express yourself is funny no matter if you know how Twitter works or are totally mystified trying to figure out why it even exists. This is why it exists: so we can express our #equestrianproblems.

How I should spend my time at work: actually working
How I do spend it: thinking about what saddle pad I should put on my horse tonight #eventer #eventerproblems #equestrianproblems

— that_crazy_eventer (@heidenreich17) March 20, 2018

Followed quickly by…

I now have a total of 11 saddle pads on the way… #oops #happyearlybirthdaytome #obsessed #eventer #eventerproblems #equestrianproblems

— that_crazy_eventer (@heidenreich17) March 22, 2018

my vet tech, vet, and i were gossiping about other horse people’s relationships and my vet asked me how my love life was and i pointed in the paddock behind us and said “he’s right there munching on his hay” #equestrianproblems

— spideygal (@spideygalhannah) March 23, 2018

To anyone that uses “little” to describe my car clearly hasn’t done a feed store run with me. 6 bales of shavings, 4 bags of feed, countless supplements. #equestrianproblems

— Ali Carpenter (@ali_carpenter) March 24, 2018

The first rule hacking is comfortable underwear. #equestrianproblems #fail #mypoorderriere @247equestrian @HorseHour

— Beure (@Beureface) March 25, 2018

Things Im totally into since I bought my new saddle:
1. Selling things I dont need.
2. Searching for change in couch cushions
3. Returning bottles ar Sorpa for money.
4. Ignoring calls from people so I dont get invited places.#equestrianproblems

— Jórunn (@PhoenixJRamos) March 28, 2018

Sometimes I forget there’s more to Facebook, Instagram and Twitter than horses and horse related stuff because that’s what all my feeds are full of, all the time. #equestrianproblems

— Emily (@BaysicChestnut) April 3, 2018

I go around with a knee brace, 2 wrist braces, a BOT neck wrap, and an ankle wrap with me at all times because there is a 95% chance I will need at least one of those things every day.

28 years old, folks. #equestrianproblems

— adult ammy amy (@hotbloodedeq) April 4, 2018

When you say "I have to go, I've got a horse tacked up in the barn" during a phone call with a non-horse person, do they know what that means or are they picturing something sinister and weird? #equestrianproblems

— Leslie (@LeslieInLex) April 6, 2018

I’m pretty sure this is an #equestrian aphrodisiac. Look at those glorious shavings! #equestrianproblems pic.twitter.com/iZXBiMGGPq

— Just Me (@RedMareBeware) April 6, 2018

The struggle is real ???? #equestrianproblems pic.twitter.com/rp2PROSVn6

— tayah wheatcroft (@tayahwheatcroft) April 10, 2018

In true #thoroughbred fashion, the day I’m finally not coughing enough to go ride Festi decides to lose a shoe. #horseproblems #equestrianproblems ????????‍♀️

— Tara Seboldt (@TaraSeboldt) April 11, 2018

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