The Idea of Order: Elf on the Shelf?

Nope. Not ok.

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Honestly, in what world is it NOT terrifying to convince your kid that a small, creepy looking elf is lurking in the house and that he comes ALIVE at night to spy on you all and report back to his master?! All that’s missing is some creepy music and blood spatter and you have the makings of a solid horror flick.

Go Riding!

Morgane Schmidt Gabriel is a 33-year-old teacher/artist/dressage trainer/show announcer/ who still hasn’t quite decided what she wants to be when she grows up. A native Floridian, she now lives in Reno, NV, where she’s been able to confirm her suspicion that snow is utterly worthless. Though she has run the gamut of equestrian disciplines, her favorite is dressage. She was recently able to complete her USDF bronze and silver medals and is currently working on her gold. Generally speaking her life is largely ruled by Woody, a 14.2 hand beastly quarter horse, Willie, a now beastly 5-year-old Dutch gelding, and Stormy, her friend’s nearly all white paint gelding with a penchant for finding every mud hole and pee spot in existence. Visit her website at www.theideaoforder.com.