HN Christmas Carols: ‘The Horse’s Song’
Here’s another classic Horse Nation holiday carol: “The Horse’s Song” (sung to the tune of “The Chipmunk Song,” or “Christmas Don’t Be Late”)
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Alright you Horses
Ready to ride your ride?
I hope we are
Okay, let’s go ride now!
Okay, Payco?
Okay
Okay, Hot Sauce?
Okay
Okay, Buns? Buns? Buns!
Okay!
Ready to ride your ride?
I hope we are
Okay, let’s go ride now!
Okay, Payco?
Okay
Okay, Hot Sauce?
Okay
Okay, Buns? Buns? Buns!
Okay!
Riding, Riding time is near
Please don’t buck and please don’t rear
You can canter, but you can’t gallop
If you do, you’ll be backed up
Want a horse that can round a barrel
Hot Sauce, she just wants to run feral
Don’t give me problems going into the gate
Around the barrels, don’t ignore the rate!
Please don’t buck and please don’t rear
You can canter, but you can’t gallop
If you do, you’ll be backed up
Want a horse that can round a barrel
Hot Sauce, she just wants to run feral
Don’t give me problems going into the gate
Around the barrels, don’t ignore the rate!
Okay, horses get ready
That was very good, Payco
Nicker!
Very good, Hot Sauce
Neigh-Neigh-Neigh
Ah-Buns, you were a little rambunctious
Watch it, ah-Buns… Buns? Buns!
Okay
That was very good, Payco
Nicker!
Very good, Hot Sauce
Neigh-Neigh-Neigh
Ah-Buns, you were a little rambunctious
Watch it, ah-Buns… Buns? Buns!
Okay
Want a horse that can round a barrel
Hot Sauce, She still wants to run feral
Don’t give me problems going into the gate
Around the barrels, don’t ignore the rate!
Don’t give me problems going into the gate
Around the barrels, don’t ignore the rate!
Hot Sauce, She still wants to run feral
Don’t give me problems going into the gate
Around the barrels, don’t ignore the rate!
Don’t give me problems going into the gate
Around the barrels, don’t ignore the rate!
Very good, horses
Let’s do it again
Yeah, let’s do it again
No, we’ve rode enough, let’s not get hot
We’re not getting hot? We gotta do it again!
Now slow down, horses
Yeah, let’s run through the bit, I’d like to gallop again
Let’s do it again
Yeah, let’s do it again
No, we’ve rode enough, let’s not get hot
We’re not getting hot? We gotta do it again!
Now slow down, horses
Yeah, let’s run through the bit, I’d like to gallop again
Buns… no… absolutely not!
Payco, don’t do that…
Hot Sauce stop that and get out of my personal space!
Payco, don’t do that…
Hot Sauce stop that and get out of my personal space!
