10 #EquestrianProblems According to Twitter

Because brevity will always be the soul of wit.

I realize that a common complaint with Twitter is that people “just don’t get it” but you don’t need to have a Twitter account to appreciate these tweets: the forced brevity that comes with only having 280 characters to express yourself is funny no matter if you know how Twitter works or are totally mystified trying to figure out why it even exists. This is why it exists: so we can express our #equestrianproblems.

Umm @RockstarGames there is a HUGE glitch in #RedDeadRdemption2…
You can only have four horses? This is obviously a huge mistake. How many people do you know that “only have four horses”? Please fix. #GLITCH #equestrianProblems #artImitatesLife@AlexandBirds

— Reise (@itsReise) November 17, 2018

Took my car in for a tire replacement, and when they asked me what the problem was, I almost said my car was "lame on her back left." ??‍♀️ #YouKnowYoureAnEquestrianWhen #TooMuchBarnTime #EquestrianProblems #HorseLife

— Shannon Kelly (@Shannon__Renae) November 19, 2018

Sometimes as a horse person… I need to be careful of that some people might think I identify as a horse… #equestrian #equestrianproblems

— Call me Carl (@nicknamecarl) November 29, 2018

Non-horsey people who read the Lord of the Rings and say they don't believe it is possible to fall asleep while riding a horse: as an avid equestrian, I assure you it is. I've almost fallen off twice in my life due to nodding off in the saddle.#EquestrianProblems

— Shannon Kelly (@Shannon__Renae) December 4, 2018

Why can you never find your horses lost shoe in the pasture when you’re looking, but when you don’t even know your horse has lost one you randomly find it. So annoyingggggg #equestrianproblems

— Anna Thomason (@annabananna03) December 4, 2018

My sister asked if I was on crack when she saw my christmas list. She was astonished to see that breeches on sale are still $100 #equestrianproblems

— Ashley Smith (@horselover5504) December 5, 2018

Doesn't matter how old I get, I still cry every time I see slow-motion footage of horses/ponies running. #horsegirlproblems #equestrianproblems

— Cristal Thompson? (@onaredhorse) December 10, 2018

Me: I went to a college famous for culinary arts.
Him: yeah, but you got a business degree, in equine.
Me: shut it, they don’t need to know that.#johnsonandwales #equestrianproblems

— overtired (@travelo5k) December 11, 2018

When an equestrian hears someone say "I wish I could claim my dog as a dependent, because it's so expensive": Oh, my sweet summer child. #equestrianproblems

— Genevieve (@gryffin_draco) December 11, 2018

“Jeremy, do you know what dressage is?”

“Is that some kind of scarf?” #equestrianproblems ?

— brooke lindsey sager (@HIHEELZbrooke) December 19, 2018

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