11 #EquestrianProblems According to Twitter

Because brevity will always be the soul of wit.

I realize that a common complaint with Twitter is that people “just don’t get it” but you don’t need to have a Twitter account to appreciate these tweets: the forced brevity that comes with only having 280 characters to express yourself is funny no matter if you know how Twitter works or are totally mystified trying to figure out why it even exists. This is why it exists: so we can express our #equestrianproblems.

After a long 10 hr day, you're hot, tired, hungry and you're finally ready to head home but you realize your horse has lost a shoe. #EquestrianProblems pic.twitter.com/VJBVrS7Z9o

— Shannon (@equinehearts) May 21, 2018

First horse show of the season on Sunday and …
??‍♀️??‍♀️#ofcourse #murphyslaw #showseason #equestrianproblems ☔️☔️ pic.twitter.com/gsBuAeuv9V

— Kelsy Ervin (@kelsysj) May 25, 2018

It’s not even properly summer yet and I already have four horsefly bites #canyounot #equestrianproblems

— CharLaLa_ (@Unicorn_Life92) May 29, 2018

Why do I always have facial expressions like a pyscho in jumping pictures? #equestrianproblems

— Guys Who Like Horses (@GuysLikeHorses) May 31, 2018

This has been me, everyday for like 3 weeks. Get it together #florida ?#sunshinestate #lies#equestrianproblems pic.twitter.com/wQ0SrZ29OO

— Sam Parrish (@sampwrites) May 31, 2018

Throw back to the time someone asked me where I grew up and I answered “the barn” #equestrianproblems

— Tara (@taramariescott) June 2, 2018

#equestrianproblems
“You must really like horses”
What gave it away? The cowboy boots? The toy horse I was buying? The horse snot on my shirt? The hay in my hair? The lack of a social life no thanks to a schedule that revolves around my high-maintenance horse? Gotta be specific.

— Pam Vigo (@vigoandjones) June 3, 2018

You know you’re an equestrian when the first thing you do when you land is call your chiropractor so he can fix you so you can start riding immediately ? #equestrianproblems

— Danielle (@DaniellePC3) June 4, 2018

When the cut on your finger opens while you're riding and all you have is no-chew vet wrap. #equestrianproblems pic.twitter.com/7BjX0G9Kwn

— Samm (@GreenEggsNSamm) June 6, 2018

Only my horse could get thrush when it’s dry as anything and there’s no wet ground for miles ?‍♀️ #equestrian #equestrianproblems #Horse #equine

— Alana (@Equine1996) June 9, 2018

Some days you wake up ready to take on the world… And other days you can't remember how to properly fill a hay net #horse #equestrian #equestrianproblems #ineedmoresleep

— Kylie Standish (@Equestrianstrng) June 15, 2018

Oh yes, we’ve all been there. Got a funny tweet to share? Follow us at @horse_nation!