10 #EquestrianProblems According to Twitter

Brevity will always be the soul of wit.

I realize that a common complaint with Twitter is that people “just don’t get it” but you don’t need to have a Twitter account to appreciate these tweets: the forced brevity that comes with only having 140 280 characters to express yourself is funny no matter if you know how Twitter works or are totally mystified trying to figure out why it even exists. This is why it exists: so we can express our #equestrianproblems.

Autocorrect needs to learn the word #eventing. It's not evening or venting or vented dammit. #equestrianproblems

— Nikki Livermore (@ClicksnSpurs) October 27, 2017

Balks at the thought of spending more than $20 on jeans, but $200 seems fair for a pair of breeches. #equestrianproblems

— Plain Bay Blog (@plainbayblog) October 30, 2017

When generic school pads are the least expensive thing you can put on your Christmas list. #equestrianproblems

— Nicole Tone ???? (@nicoleatone) November 5, 2017

What’s the weirdest Equestrian item you’ve ever found in your pocket? Plaiting bands, hay, mane combs all fairly common…today I found a @ProtexinEquine Quick Fix in my coat pocket at work. Riiiight #equestrianproblems pic.twitter.com/zj0J5SvFku

— Nicki Strong (@HSEquestrian) November 8, 2017

We have a winner ????????#equestrianproblems https://t.co/FnUoAVDMl4

— Nicki Strong (@HSEquestrian) November 8, 2017

Shout out to Back On Track I think I use the no bows on my own back more than my #horses legs #backontrack #equestrianproblems

— Steph. (@DreadfulLullaby) November 9, 2017

Me horse when he sees me come into his field: ????????????
My horse when he realizes that it’s him I’m coming to catch: ????????????#equestrianproblems

— Marlena Krauth (@marlyetmoi) November 10, 2017

When your non-equestrian partner brings your horse in ???? “Mum, send help!” #equestrianproblems pic.twitter.com/AXz8DtBmJs

— LA (@sloan_la) November 12, 2017

That instant regret of not washing your hands after making your horses supplement packets. Omeprezole powder is so sticky and invisible ???? #equestrianproblems pic.twitter.com/ZuM90rAlAP

— Colleen Mills (@momofeventer) November 12, 2017

i get weird looks when i sling a 35lb bag of dog food over my shoulder at the pet store. fam you don’t even know #equestrianproblems

— zorp the surveyor (@jsheeep) November 13, 2017

Oh yes, we’ve all been there. Got a funny tweet to share? Follow us at @horse_nation!