11 #EquestrianProblems According to Twitter

Because brevity will always be the soul of wit.

I realize that a common complaint with Twitter is that people “just don’t get it” but you don’t need to have a Twitter account to appreciate these tweets: the forced brevity that comes with only having 140 characters to express yourself is funny no matter if you know how Twitter works or are totally mystified trying to figure out why it even exists. This is why it exists: so we can express our #equestrianproblems.

I just want to spend all my time at the barn with my horse, but apparently I'm an adult with responsibilities. #equestrianproblems

— Meghann Porter (@Meghann27) September 23, 2017

If any KY tourists would like the unique experience of doing night turnout for me today, I'll give you a good deal.#equestrianproblems https://t.co/tbN5mCBNm4

— Leslie (@LeslieInLex) September 24, 2017

When you borrow your god daughter's metal detector to find the shoe your horse lost in the arena. #equestrianproblems#anthingtosaveabuck

— Chris Arthur (@ChrisAr56137016) September 25, 2017

When are they going to allow more characters in the usernames so I can finally be @FearfulTalentlessAmateur? #equestrianproblems

— Leslie (@LeslieInLex) September 27, 2017

If you want to learn patience just try navigating a gooseneck through town #equestrianproblems

— *Cami* (@HalfArabsRule) October 1, 2017

OMG. I haven't even worn this bra to the barn and I'm finding whiskers and hair in it. #EquestrianProblems

— Kyra Khorgi (@KyraKhorgi) October 2, 2017

While wearing my UNCG eq jacket today I have been asked "we have an equestrian team?" At least twice. #equestrianproblems

— Christen (@CAHxoxo1) October 2, 2017

Dreamt my farrier was leaving the business.

Not your typical nightmare.#equestrianlife #equestrianproblems

— Jessica Betts (@Jessie_Hallie) October 3, 2017

Spends $220 on two things for my horse; hesitates and ultimately does not buy something for myself if above $30 #equestrianproblems

— Andie Whisler (@AndreaAnn1) October 3, 2017

When your dressage whip arrives by mail ????#equestrianproblems pic.twitter.com/k6E6hOCWhd

— Natalie ???? (@nataliekreinert) October 10, 2017

Hearing the total after finding two things at a tack store #equestrianproblems pic.twitter.com/g5PZYnkCtk

— Andie Whisler (@AndreaAnn1) October 18, 2017

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