10 #EquestrianProblems According to Twitter

Because brevity is the soul of wit.

I realize that a common complaint with Twitter is that people “just don’t get it” but you don’t need to have a Twitter account to appreciate these tweets: the forced brevity that comes with only having 140 characters to express yourself is funny no matter if you know how Twitter works or are totally mystified trying to figure out why it even exists. This is why it exists: so we can express our #equestrianproblems.

Casual #equestrianproblems #walkofshame pic.twitter.com/1jsXmyDUdQ

— the blonde fox. (@envirosly) June 17, 2017

My trainer told me to use my head more. So I am, I’m placing the saddle flap on my head as I do up the girth #equestrianproblems

— UniversityCatchRider (@UniversityEq) June 18, 2017

Innocuous words that become ominous when uttered by your vet: “weird” “interesting” and “I have to make a phone call.” #equestrianproblems

— KJ (@eventer007) June 20, 2017

Falls off horse.
Witness: are you ok?!
Me: ya I’m good!
Narrator: she was not good.#equestrianproblems

— Tara (@taramariescott) June 21, 2017

Invisible monsters are very real #equestrianproblems pic.twitter.com/XLGfhdZgwI

— Grazers (@GrazersApp) June 24, 2017

Looks like if I want to keep jumping poles I’ll have to start dancing on them #equestrian #equestrianproblems #pleasegivememoney

— Amy wallace (@overtheoxxer) July 1, 2017

Can’t decide if I drop my crop or my phone more often, but neither are great things to do that with… #equestrianproblems

— maddie ♞ (@horsetweetsss) July 3, 2017

You know you have sweated a lot in your #riding lesson when you offend yourself on the drive home. #equestrianproblems

— athompson (@wholovesike) July 4, 2017

So, yesterday I lost my phone… and then found it 9hrs later in a bail of hay ????????‍♀️ #equestrianproblems

— Claudia Lorena (@Claudia_WMS) July 15, 2017

For someone without health insurance I sure picked the wrong sport #ExpatProblems #EquestrianProblems

— Isabella✨ (@adumbledoreable) July 20, 2017

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