12 #EquestrianProblems According to Twitter

Because brevity is the soul of wit.

I realize that a common complaint with Twitter is that people “just don’t get it” but you don’t need to have a Twitter account to appreciate these tweets: the forced brevity that comes with only having 140 characters to express yourself is funny no matter if you know how Twitter works or are totally mystified trying to figure out why it even exists. This is why it exists: so we can express our #equestrianproblems.

Me: I’m awesome
My horse: not you’re not dude don’t lie #equestrianproblems #deleriousramblings #shownight #missingsomething

— Courtney Whitelock (@cmwhitelock) May 21, 2017

Ok so I can control a strong, hot headed tb jumper and I can’t unscrew a water bottle #equestrianlife #equestrianproblems

— Potato in parlantis (@tato_nparlantis) May 24, 2017

That awkward moment when you realize that you put your good hair tie in your horse’s tail… #equestrianproblems

— Dinkel (@dinkeltwinkle) May 24, 2017

Online shopping is all fun and games until you get to the checkout and your total is $1000 #equestrianproblems

— michelle♡ (@michellejoyce13) May 26, 2017

Apologies to anyone who has to ride in my car anytime soon because it reeks of fly spray ? #equestrianproblems

— Skyler Campbell (@skye_campbell97) June 1, 2017

Washing saddle pads at home like, “Gee, I wonder if I’ll still be married tomorrow…” ? #equestrianproblems ?? googling: how 2 clean washer

— Shannon Moeller (@loves_longears) June 1, 2017

Bronzer or arena dust? The world may never know #equestrianproblems

— Kristen?️‍? (@kriisteenmaac) June 5, 2017

When you’re cantering around the ring and all you can think is, “God, I hope a fly hasn’t landed in my iced coffee.” #equestrianproblems

— dani (@ellewords) June 10, 2017

Most girls: I exfoliate every night
Me: sometimes I try and rub the arena dirt off my face with water from the hose.. #equestrianproblems

— Tara (@taramariescott) June 12, 2017

I went riding two days ago. Here’s a quick status update. Advice: don’t quit riding for three years. #equestrianproblems pic.twitter.com/naBwrzVfnN

— Natalie ? (@nataliekreinert) June 15, 2017

I’d rather avoid the bathroom all day than have to pull sweaty breeches back on #equestrianproblems

— Logan Fiorentino (@LMFiorentino) June 15, 2017

Always thankful when #horse show grounds have real toilets and plenty of toilet paper #equestrianproblems

— athompson (@wholovesike) June 16, 2017

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