15 #equestrianproblems According to Twitter

Because brevity is the soul of wit.

I realize that a common complaint with Twitter is that people “just don’t get it” but you don’t need to have a Twitter account to appreciate these tweets: the forced brevity that comes with only having 140 characters to express yourself is funny no matter if you know how Twitter works or are totally mystified trying to figure out why it even exists. This is why it exists: so we can express our #equestrianproblems.

“You did kind of good” – Ann- Louise talking about my cross country today #equestrianproblems

— Katusha (@Kuhtwerkchainz) April 12, 2017

TV ad: you could get a $1000 wardrobe every month
Equestrians be like: I wear that in a day #equestrianproblems

— Shit Eventers Say (@ShitEventersSay) April 14, 2017

Getting ready for show season: Shopping for undergarments that won’t show under white breeches and shirt ? #equestrianproblems

— KJ (@eventer007) April 15, 2017

Always wear the right socks when you go riding…. I made an error in judgement #equestrianproblems pic.twitter.com/9eopctmBcT

— All-Human Primate (@ferallyferal) April 15, 2017

Cree pooed in her water bucket. I then accidentally spilt poo water down inside my welly while trying to move it. #EquestrianProblems

— Kezia Young (@KezDispenser) April 16, 2017

Don’t you wish your paddock could grow money? I mean, who doesn’t want to find $55 in the grass? #equestrianproblems #OTTB #1-800-farrier pic.twitter.com/KpV9NDthgR

— Dee (@square_halt) April 18, 2017

#equestrianproblems when you see the cones on the highway and automatically picture a pole bending pattern

— Abigail Peterson (@AbbyPeterson30) April 19, 2017

My life #Equestrian #equestrianproblems #horses #eventerproblems #imstillshowingthisweekend pic.twitter.com/6WmWvRZnei

— Jocelyn Hunt (@jocelyncaprice) April 20, 2017

@cindynorth1 @hellafoxi I discovered yesterday that I have blasted through the crotch of my favorite jeans #equestrianproblems

— Rage Cook (@RageCook) April 22, 2017

When apartment maintenance needs to change the filter in your heating/AC unit but that area is currently your tack room #equestrianproblems

— Hannah Biggs (@hbiggs18) April 24, 2017

Worst part about a new phone is training it to be an equestrians phone. I WANT TO WRITE bute not bite. Scopey is a word! #equestrianproblems

— LW (@hey_lindsayy) April 26, 2017

I hate when I’m asked how long will I be at the barn. Idk 2 hrs? 6hrs? 12 years? Tough to say. #equestrianhour #equestrianproblems

— Jesi (@jesimarieottb) April 27, 2017

Dropped off my saddle for repair at the saddle fitters & it was like leaving my child at the 1st day of Kindergarten #equestrianproblems ?

— Susan Gawley (@SusanGawley) April 27, 2017

Does anyone beside #horse people get excited about abscesses draining? #equestrianproblems

— athompson (@wholovesike) May 15, 2017

Just got pooed on by Boss cleaning his hooves… never have I ever.. ? #equestrianproblems #horses

— Jess Conran (@conrannnj) May 8, 2017

Oh yes, we’ve all been there. Got a funny tweet to share? Follow us at @horse_nation!