10 #EquestrianProblems According to Twitter

Because brevity is the soul of wit.

I realize that a common complaint with Twitter is that people “just don’t get it” but you don’t need to have a Twitter account to appreciate these tweets: the forced brevity that comes with only having 140 characters to express yourself is funny no matter if you know how Twitter works or are totally mystified trying to figure out why it even exists. This is why it exists: so we can express our #equestrianproblems.

when mixing horses is more worrisome than your childs first day at school #equestrianproblems #Equinehour #equestrian

— Jen (@Jennifermcaloon) February 25, 2017

Me to my #horse: let’s go slow
Horse: let’s go fast
So we compromised, and went even faster.#equestrianproblems

— athompson (@wholovesike) February 26, 2017

Counting your last strides before a fence like “one…two…two…three.” #equestrianproblems #dontlieyouvedoneit

— Sarah (@javathewildone) February 26, 2017

When love songs don’t make you think about boys; but horses that you sold but never should have #equestrianproblems

— Brittany Butcher (@BButch2) February 26, 2017

A weekend of unsolicited lateral work. #Spring #EquestrianProblems #ThankGoodnessItWasFun

— Nikki Livermore (@ClicksnSpurs) February 27, 2017

My poor @DoverSaddleryUS catalog got attacked in the mail ? #equestrianproblems #dover #spring2017 pic.twitter.com/wtzpA3uyFA

— Morgan (@moezy_dinosaur) March 3, 2017

Equestrians will know if spring is here before everyone else. In fact, it’s not spring, we call it shedding season.#EquestrianProblems

— JoJo (@OttbHeart) March 6, 2017

Tack stores are like the Walmart and targets for normal people. You can’t just go in and buy what you went for. #equestrianproblems

— Paige ♁♄♆ (@Paige_PTeam) March 7, 2017

Nothing says desperate like eating leftover chicken McNugguts you found in the barn fridge.. #helpmeimpoor #equestrianproblems

— Ashley Keller (@ashleyykeller) March 7, 2017

Showing off your blisters after riding a strong horse without gloves #equestrianproblems pic.twitter.com/bm45MyKbXZ

— Emeri (@EmeriKitch) February 21, 2017

Oh yes, we’ve all been there. Got a funny tweet to share? Follow us at @horse_nation!