4 Things Equestrians Say That Could Be Taken Horribly Out of Context

Have you ever wondered what non-equestrians think we’re talking about when they stumble upon us mid conversation?

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From Biz Stamm:

“I can’t wait to get back in the stirrups!”

What they think…

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What we mean…

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Photo: Jean Johnson

“I rode him really hard yesterday. I think I wore him out.”

What they think…

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What we mean…

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Photo: Flickr/Andrew Moore/Creative Commons License

“I love the smell of leather!”

What they think…

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Photo: Flickr/loungeflyDE/Creative Commons License

What we mean…

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Photo: Flickr/jimmedia/Creative Commons License

“I’m going to jump Johnny this afternoon.”

What they think…

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What we mean…

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Photo: Flickr/Bob Haarmans/Creative Commons License

Go Riding!

Biz Stamm is the 29 year old trainer and instructor of Stamm Sport Horse, LLC, specializing in pure dressage, as well applied dressage for riders involved with other disciplines. Originally haling from Hudson, NH,  She is now living in Corvallis, OR. Biz started riding lessons at the age of 6 years old when the Dr. recommended that it may help with her bad balance and lack of coordination. While she is fairly coordinated and balanced on a horse these days, she is still somewhat of a mess on her own two feet.  

Biz currently owns two horses: her lesson horse, Kalvin, a 7 year old half-Arabian gelding…

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… and her personal horse, Alpha Helix, a 2 year old Kiger mustang gelding.  Biz has had Helix since the day he was weaned, and considers him her “heart” horse.

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Biz is also the proud owner (more like ownee!) of a 5 year old standard rex bunny named Pi Rex Rufuse (Get it!?  Pi r-squared!!!). Biz has always wanted to have some sort of mini horse to live in the house, and since the current landlords won’s allow any kind of equine on the property, Biz opted for a rabbit, which evolutionarily speaking, is very closely related to the horse.

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After getting a Masters degree in Plant Pathology, and pursuing a career in the scientific world, it became clear to her that she was only truly happy when she was interacting with, or talking about horses (and sometimes rabbits). Now that she is riding full time, Biz still keeps her scientific training close at hand, focusing on correct biomechanics and physics involved in riding. 

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