What Would (Nice) George Morris Say? Episode 3

Seven brave readers sent us their very worst photos and braced for their eq to be ripped to shreds “Bad Jumping Clinic” style. But what if they caught Uncle George in a good mood?

Here are a few ways George might phrase things in a more, uh, charitable manner than usual:

Top photo submitted by Becca Tolman.

“Horse is behind the rider’s leg, literally.”

Submitted by Emily M.

“Excellent demonstration of the emergency dismount.”

Submitted by Asha Wetherell.

“A dusty coat sends judges the message that clean, polished turnout is not a priority.”

Submitted by Natasha Kaplan.

“Horse on its forehand. To much air between rider’s seat and the saddle on landing.”

Submitted by Ellen Davis.

“Horse exhibits classic carousel-horse form rarely seen in the modern show ring.”

Submitted by Kara F.

“I’m sorry, I can’t see anything in this photo except the zebra stripes.”

Submitted by Sydney Atlass.

Go Riding!

Have a bad jumping photo that’s just too keep to  yourself? Email it to [email protected]. We’ll be laughing with you, not at you, promise!

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