What Would (Nice) George Morris Say? Episode 2

Seven brave readers sent us their very worst photos and braced for their eq to be ripped to shreds “Bad Jumping Clinic” style. But what if they caught Uncle George in a good mood?

Here are a few ways George might phrase things in a more, uh, charitable manner than usual:

Top photo submitted by Skye MacKenzie.

Rider demonstrates a “floating crest release.”

Submitted by Nancy Tapley.

Grey horse is sparkling clean and looks to have not a speck of dirt on him. Rider could show improvement in this area.

Submitted by Paige Labuda.

Laying on the horse’s neck is one of the most common faults I see in the modern show ring.

Submitted by Meggie McKay.

I appreciate this eventer’s conservative turnout.

Submitted by Stephanie Corry.

Horse exhibits good effort but would be better applied over a jump.

Submitted by Ashleigh Rauen.

Lacks… hoof polish.

Submitted by Dianna Robin Dennis.

Go Riding!

Have a bad jumping photo that’s just too keep to  yourself? Email it to [email protected]. We’ll be laughing with you, not at you, promise!

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