‘We Don’t Have Tack for That,’ Presented by ThinLine: Modcloth Edition
Dare you to show up at the barn with these Modcloth “Spur of the Moment” booties! (Bonus points for the name, Modcloth.)
A closer look at these “vegan faux-suede booties.” Horse Nation reader and guest columnist Jessica Fox writes, “So, I was minding my own business, shopping on Modcloth when I saw these… Honestly, I have no words.”
Spurs of the Moment Bootie ($109.99)
It’s not the first time we’ve seen fake riding boots, and even boots with faux-spurs, but they do take the cake for “most over-the-top”… and best name! Spurs of the Moment Bootie? Horse Nation approves. Modcloth is infamous for its cunning use of puns in product names, so we perused the website for other horse-related items with clever titles.
Lost in Trot Overnight Bag ($59.99)
Friend or Foal Necklace ($39.99)
A Shoe-In for Style Necklace ($12.99)
Blushing Bridle Wedding Cake Topper ($14.99)
She’s a Lucky Gallop Scarf ($19.99)
Prance All Night Leggings ($24.99)
Vintage Saddle-day Morning Mug ($17.99)
Safari as I Can See Top in Equine ($23.99)
ThinLine pads can’t keep you from wearing floral pattern paddock boots with fake rowel spurs to the barn, but they CAN keep you and your horse performing at your best. ThinLine pads use non-compression technology to dissipate impact and pressure, creating a more comfortable riding experience for you and your horse.
Check out ThinLine’s complete line of shock-absorbing saddle pads and other products for horse and rider, including saddles, horse boots, hoof pads, tack and more. Be sure to follow them on Facebook and Twitter as well!
Go ThinLine, and Go Riding!
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