Best of Craigslist: ‘SAFE SAFE SAFE BROKE PONY FOR ANYONE!!’

Alternate headline: Poor poor poor pony.

Reader Vanessa sent this one in with the note: “OMGoodness. What an adorable pony, agreed?? However, the sale video left my jaw in my lap! Someone needs to buy this little gem and rescue her from the swarm of pre-teen trick riders who are apparently experiencing a pony shortage — why else would this little darlin’ need to haul around three kids?! She’s broke, we get it!”

“And. The. Music. D:”‘

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From Jme: “Then there’s this …..”

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From Kit: “Because that’s just the kind of horse a 12-year-old needs….”

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From Lynnsay: “Found this on Twitter”

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From Shanna:

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From Maria:

2 Horses For Sale** (Claremore,Ok)

Tengo un caballo de 5 años de carreras, siya y para coliar y para lo que lo quieran & esta capado.
Es de sangre toughbreed.
Pido 3000 por el.
Tiene papeles & es un buckskin.
El otro es un caballo que apenas se andaba enseñando de rienda.
Es caballo de show arriar bacas.
Tenia 4 meses de trabajo mansito los dos.
Quiero 2000 por el es color chocolate.

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From Lynn: “Depressed mare for sale.”

APHA Registered Paint Mare – $2500 (Belfair)

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From Erin: “Read closely… he’s never bred but needs lots of mares, lol.”

miniature overo stallion,34″ Drives – $450 (Indiana)

Beautiful miniature horse. 14years,gentle,Not used for breeding,pet. Drives fancy mover.
Has need mares, but he needs a large herd of mares!
Does very well pastured with geldings if no mares or not breeding.
Pastured with one other mini gelding and Paso fino gelding.
Absolutely good home only. References required. email for pics. Wouldn’t let me load from phone. Thank you.
Would make beautiful mini mules.

Readers, if you run across an “interesting” ad in your Internet wanderings, send it our way! Email the link to [email protected]. Who knows – maybe you’ll help connect a horse with a safe, loving home. Go Riding.