Sound Bites

This might be a lingering side effect of all the ongoing pre-movie propaganda. But you can make just about anything sound like a kinky 50 Shades of Grey-inspired sex thing. Even rider quotes from Week 3 of the FTI Winter Equestrian Festival in Wellington, Florida. You’re welcome?

Top photo: Not just any old riding crop, but a signature Fifty Shades of Grey Sweet Sting Riding Crop from the Fifty Shades of Grey “Official Pleasure Collection.” (Not available from SmartPak.)

From recent press releases:

“Your head is in your hands and you’re thinking ‘Oh, please don’t beat me!’

— Frances Land (USA) on watching Olympic Gold Medalist Mclain Ward contest her leading time.

“He wants to beat me as bad as I want to beat him.”

— Scott Brash (BR) on his friendly rivalry with teammate Ben Maher.

“He loves to put on a little bit of a show.”

— Quentin Judge (USA) on HH Dark de la Hart’s signature buck.

“Considering what happened to me, today was just a positive day.”

— Ashlee Bond Clarke (USA) on competing for the first time since her concussion.

“My biggest challenge was keeping my excitement under control.”

— Alec Lawler (USA) on keeping his cool in the jump off.

Go show jumping!

Carley Sparks covers show jumping and related ridiculousness at getmyfix.org. Don’t worry, it’s not all horse porn.

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