13 Reasons Not To Clip
Though we know you'd miss plucking clipped horse hair from inside your bra (how does it GET there through all the layers?) and behind your ears, we present a few reasons to skip the clip.
1. Shaggy ponies can still run fast.
2. Furry hugs.
3. It's easier to sit a shaggy horse bareback than a slick one…
…or stand.
4. Shaggy ponies can fly.
5. Bangs go best with fuzz.
6. Johnny loves them.
7. Shaggy ponies can still be sexy. Lookit those tousled locks (and furry butt)!
8. Pony beards: facial hair that's actually adorable.
9. A winter coat can be slendering. (It's the spots that make this one look roly-poly.)
10. Shaggy = snuggly
11. A yeti that won't melt.
12. No matter how shaggy your horse gets, he will not look as much like Chewbaca's cousin as this French donkey.
13. Riding a shaggy horse is way more fun than riding a shaggy pig. This kid looks a bit confused.
BONUS: Shaggy ponies do not need cardigans. But we love still love them. Remember the cutist Scottish tourism campaign ever?
Go Riding.
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