Pony Shaming: ‘Fess Up

Guilty! But awfully lovable. Enjoy these shameful submissions from readers across the country.

VEGETABLES DON’T COUNT.

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“THE FIRST TIME I HAD AN ITCH.THEN I REALIZED THEY WERE ‘QUICK RELEASE’ TIES AFTER ALL!” – JOEY

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YOU GROOM YOURSELF IN YOUR BATHROOM, WHAT’S THE PROBLEM?

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THE DIRT COLOR IS SLENDERIZING

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WHAT? ISN’T THAT WHY THERE’S A DRAIN IN HERE?

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MY NEIGHBOR’S PINNED EARS ARE HIS SPECIAL WAY OF SAYING “HAVE SOME!”

Pony Shaming. Send us a snap of your pony coming clean. It’s easy. It’s cathartic. And we are certain in the knowledge: No equine is innocent.

Get out the Sharpie and email your best/worst to [email protected]. If you’re handwriting’s as bad as mine (or even if you think it’s not) please also type out the Message of Shame, your pony’s name and any helpful info about their misdeeds.

Thanks Victoria F. Chin, Sarah Hayday, M. Wette and Jamie from Horses in the Morning and their ponies, for today’s shames.

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