Thursday Morning Feed from Fleeceworks

Fleeceworks has been killin' it on Facebook lately. Earlier this week, they posted this…

To which we would like to add, why yes, yes we have!

Here are a few of our favorite horse jokes:

What do you feed a race horse?

Fast food!

What animal has more “hands” than feet?

A horse!

Why can’t horses dance?

Because they have two left feet!

How do jockeys decide which horses are the favorites?

They take a gallop poll!

Why did the man name his horse Flattery?

Because it got him nowhere.

Why was the racehorse named Bad News?

Because Bad News travels fast!

Where do horses stay in a hotel?

In the bridle suite!

Why did the pony have to gargle?

Because it was a little horse!

When do vampires like horse racing?

When it’s neck and neck!

What does it mean if you find a horseshoe?

Some poor horse is walking around in his socks!

Where do you take a sick horse?

To the Horspital!

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

A neighbor!

And, of course…

What did the bartender say to the horse?

Why the long face?

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Also, congratulations to Allison Heuy, who won a Therawool Show Hunter through Fleeceworks “If you could have any Fleeceworks pad, which would it be?” contest giveaway. A second winner will be announced on Friday evening, so stay tuned!

Fleeceworks’ new Therawool pads have anatomically correct toplines and the Perfect Balance Technology. The pads provide a versatility like no other brands. The ability to use any of Fleeceworks’ visco or our wool felt inserts ensure that the pads will address any horse and saddle fit needs and impact protection.

Go Fleeceworks, and Go Riding!