You might be an equestrian redneck if…

…you think this qualifies as a horse trailer.

…this is your idea of a horseshoe.

…your horse has a mullet.

…you think riding costs 25 cents.

…you live above your barn.

…you think hot dog buns are an acceptable substitute for grain.

…you’ve ever been convicted of drunk riding.

…you think this is the correct way to put on a halter.

…you’ve ridden your horse the McDonald’s drive-thru, drunk, late at night.

…your horse’s water trough doubles as a swimming pool.

…you think this is a pretty cool saddle pad.

…your horse is tired of putting up with your crap.