HN Classifieds: ‘Mascot Pony; my pretty dress up pony – $850’

‘Intellectual pony seeks serious adult home/horse barn mascot job.” And the ad only gets more awesome from there. A big thanks to Alison Wilaby for the link!

From Craigslist:

Mascot Pony; my pretty dress up pony – $850 (Midway)

He can’t sing or dance, but he sure is the most fun!

This is the most complete “pony Barn Mascot kit” around—Intellectual pony seeks serious adult home/horse barn mascot job. Masquerades as the caped hero-pulls his own “Ben Hur” Chariot, comes with his own costume, mane braid bands and comb, brand new harness, and chariot!
This is not a childs babysitter pony, he is an intellectual fellow that is not intimidated by huge horses

SKILLS
a great horse barn supervisor
entertainment organizer
easy to tack and harness
picks up his feet (Never foundered)
pick pocket
leads, loads, lunges, and hauls

Runs like the wind; has beautiful “Fabio” mane and a long tail that drags the ground. loves to Dress Up, has his own flame hoodie and cape to play hero

Mini-only in size. He is bold, funny, leads, loads, ties.

This is THE pony Thelwell wrote about in “A Leg at Each Corner” Middle Aged Mini Fresian Looking gelding pony.
Healthy, never foundered, never sick.
He only needs a small space with a tiny door, and let him in the corner of your heart.
Only Serious Homes Considered. Please Apply by email for a meeting appointment.

Posting ID: 3541827558

Posted: 2013-01-12, 7:52PM EST