Wacky Wednesday Fantasy Ads: Celebrity edition

Amanda Ronan is back this week with another round of ads that sound too good to be true, because they are.

From Amanda:

Arnold In Need of Honest Day’s Work

Date: 2012-10-17, 6:00AM CDT
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Former body builder, actor, businessman, investor, and politician looking for farm work. Good at lifting heavy things. I like to ride white stallions topless with cigars–just a bonus for the ladies.

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Giselle Hoping to Ride Cute Ponies

Date: 2012-10-15, 11:01AM CDT
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Former swimsuit model, occasional actress and UN goodwill ambassador hoping to ride ponies. Warm locale needed as I only ride in bikinis… just a bonus for the gentlemen.

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Ian and Paul Need a Break

Date: 2012-10-16, 9:45PM CDT
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We are in need of a few lovely equestrian gals to show us around their farm. Hoping to escape drama, doppelgangers, hybrids, and werewolves. Willing to do light riding and heavy barn chores… shirts optional.