Derby Fever, Show Tunes Style

Less than five days until the biggest day in racing, and if this Guys and Dolls ditty doesn’t get your Derby spirit going, check your pulse.

Here’s the “Fugue for Tinhorns,” with only halfhearted apologies when you find yourself humming it the rest of the day… I know it’s Valentine, the morning works look fine. You know, the jockey’s brother’s a friend of mine…