EN Today: ‘If you ain’t first, you’re last’

I usually wait until later to re-post my favorite EN story of day, but I have a feeling nothing is going to top this one: a Craigslist ad soliciting Talladega Nights enthusiasts for participation in this weekend’s Ocala Horse Trials.

Talladega Nights Enthusiast Wanted (Ocala Horse Park)

Date: 2012-02-03, 8:52PM EST
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Wanted – Two People for Local Horse Event February 10-12, 2012 at Ocala Horse Park

Description – Talladega Nights enthusiast. No nudity! Must run through the water complex and shout these phrases:
“Shake and Bake!”
“I’m on fire! I’m on fire!”
“Help me baby Jesus! Help me Jewish God! Help me Allah! Help me Tom Cruise!”
“Stop, drop and roll!”

Second person must run around water complex trying to “save” their friend while shouting these phrases:
“Shake and Bake!”
“Please don’t let the invisible fire burn my friend!”
“Oh my God! RICKY!”Must be able to run FAST to get away from officials on golf carts.

Those without a sense of adventure, need NOT apply.

• Location: Ocala Horse Park
• it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 2833675569

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Thanks to loyal EN reader Pam for the tip!