Pony Achieves Dream, Becomes Rocking Horse

Buddy, I don’t care how cold it is outside or how many times you promise to stay on your rocker, YOU CAN’T LIVE IN THE HOUSE.

Step one: Teach your adorable pony to put all of its feet on something.

Step two: Teach your adorable pony to put all of its feet on something WOBBLY.

Step three: Allow your adorable pony to discover that it enjoys this weird little game.

Step four: Get famous on the internets.

Step five: Go Riding!